Damn, she Justa did it again. Still nothing to see.

[Pervy_Sage]

Holy smokes, you’re distracting! Wow!!!

 

[MariesMaster]

So the mods got my thread again, but ya know, I frequently get off on the whole sharing thing, so I have started again because I really want to share today

My first thread is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=1466378

My second is http://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?p=89625626

My most current index covers up to page 37 of thread 2 (thanks Fred), after that, if you want more nudity, you are stuck sifting through my randomness http://forum.literotica.com/showpost.php?p=90052702&postcount=983

For those that don't know me already, I am pretty much your average everyday middle aged chick, with a career, family, etc etc.... ok maybe I am not quite average. I enjoy being totally dorkilicious, pushing the boundaries of the status quo, and exhibitionism. Feel free to ask me questions and just discuss random shit here, I don't bite (hard). Funny is always preferred and everyone is welcome.

Now, a common question is why my user name. I originally created an account to write (which will actually never happen), but in case I ever got there, I wanted people to understand where the story was coming from. That would be from a chick who is just another cliché that you see everywhere. I was trying to get across the desperate housewife syndrome aspect, but saying housewife would be minimizing housewives as at least I have a soul sucking corporate job to have adult like interactions at. Despite how hard and how long I fought it, I am still sometimes at Target. You see us everywhere though, but especially Target. The housewives might actually be on day 3 of the same t-shirt and yoga pants. You ask us what our hobbies are and you get a blank look like we don't understand English. Clarify with what do you like to do, and still the blank look. Why? because it has been so long that we have forgotten. Honestly, we lost ourselves and have no idea when. We just deal with responsibilities. We go to our jobs or deal with the rugrats, take them to their activities, cook meals, run errands, and clean on weekends. If we can steal some time once every three months to see a friend, it is combined with household supply shopping at Target. We might bring the kids, because if we don't, we haven't even arrived before a husband is texting about how long it has been or something about the kids. Anyway Target, we talk about what the kids are up to, then the husbands, if we both work, we talk about work, then maybe the recent Greys or OITNB...then what. My friend and I actually make up ridiculous stories about those around us. We have already shared our old stories, and we don't have much new. That is the cliché I was implying. What I am desperate for is new experiences. Sure, that could be one night with a new person, but it is deeper than that. I guess what I am desperate for is freedom and time to enjoy it. I am pretty good at stealing little bits of time here and there, and keeping things as interesting and fun as I can, as you will see here, but I am still a bit cliché. Just another chick at Target like all the rest.

Also side note, guys looking for chicks, have you tried Target? It is full of painfully bored women looking to take home something they totally don't need just for something new, different, and exciting to do. Might be a good place to look.

Now, I come and go from Lit from time to time. I am fine. First thing to understand is I do this because it turns me on. Sometimes I am just not in the mood to be turned on. Every couple weeks, it would actually be better if someone tossed a chocolate bar at me, than ran away while checking “fed spawn of Satan” off their to do list. I am also a white collar employee with projects and a wife and mother with family. I don’t always have time to be here. If I have disappeared for more than the customary bitchy week, I am still ok, I am just enjoying shopping. Do not worry about me. If you must worry, worry about my FedEx guy, my UPS guy, and my mail lady, because they are getting hammered.

Anyway, here are a few of my favorites since joining lit

my first indecent picture

my first indecent video and the picture that spurred it (I didn't originally intend to make a video, just wanted to take a couple racy pictures)

don't we all like to watch some crazy middle aged chick finger herself
https://www.***********/s/06eo9hrj085wnhg/2017-10-3-18-42-35.mp4?dl=0
nude in my work cubical because awesome that I totally got away with it

yes I can lick my own nipple

Even while I am at work

I am a big wine fan

And I like being silly

https://www.***********/s/ff7v4yhb2n11h0r/V_20190119_1519062.mp4?dl=0

I also love shopping, especially for slutty clothing with a bit of an edge

And almost all of my pictures and taken discretely in closets and bathrooms and that is how I have to roll.


Thanks for viewing, I do sharing

Hi. I'm new to this site and just saw your pics......WOW Thanks for the smile!

 

[scotluvsoral]

well I guess we can call this Would you like me to continue wednesday?

so another round of Would you like me to continue Wednesday

and yes, another Wednesday post. So, would you like me to continue.

oh yes, wednesdays, hump day. And it is been a while, for sure.

anyway, would you like me to continue?

So would you like me to continue? possibly after I get home. seriously, cleaning guy is really hovering. I can hear him thinking, look bitch go home and play online. lol

Well this is all I have so far for this whole would you like to see more playtime I have going this Wednesday. Maybe later.

I am officially wound up! Such a sexy, hot woman!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Very sexy breasts movie thank you for posting it.

thank you.

Just say it - Video Vednesday! You know you want to. And a quadruple feature no less. What a great day it is.
I’m looking forward to the full striptease. You don’t have to dance, don’t worry. Unless that is if you want to.
It’s good to have you back Justa.

yes, lol. it was indeed a video vednesday. If I am doing a strip tease, I am badly dancing during damn it.

and thank you

You could bring your gorgeous self and play a my house anytime.

Well thank you. the whole social distancing things is putting a damper on my social life.

Always. And while your tits are amazing, I just love your bum too (bare and in knickers) and your pussy when it glistens.

Well thank you. we shall see what comes up in the next couple days. maybe I can check all those boxes

How could one say no to you! Looks like a good time was had yesterday.

It happens way more than I'd like, but yes, I have fun.

Love how adept are at juggling with your traffic stoppers.
.

my talents may be few, but the ones I have are kind of fun

Holy smokes, you’re distracting! Wow!!!

thanks. but if you were here, you were already looking for a distraction so that does make it kind of easy.

Hi. I'm new to this site and just saw your pics......WOW Thanks for the smile!

Welcome to Lit. Thank you, glad you enjoy. have fun as you wander around.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I am officially wound up! Such a sexy, hot woman!

Well thank you. I am a little wound up myself. It happens.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

well happy thursday. we know I dislike the thongs, but I like the cheekies.

 

[sammyIammy]

My favorite closet!!

 

[kdunn762012]

And I really like your ass in the cheekies. Justa mazing.

 

[clark_kent]

Well fly me to the moon, your ass looks quite stupendous today. I know you don’t love thongs, but I think the world is a better place when you are wearing one (second only to you not wearing one!).
I really like the view of pic 3, but major bonus points for that come hither look in pic 1. I wonder who you are looking to come hither. He’s very lucky, that’s for sure.

 

[scotluvsoral]

well happy thursday. we know I dislike the thongs, but I like the cheekies.

You don't make it possible to unwind, Justa!! Damn, you are hot!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My favorite closet!!

mine too. though it gets hot fast. I need a fan in there.

And I really like your ass in the cheekies. Justa mazing.

thank you. I think they are cute and the cut is flattering

Well fly me to the moon, your ass looks quite stupendous today. I know you don’t love thongs, but I think the world is a better place when you are wearing one (second only to you not wearing one!).
I really like the view of pic 3, but major bonus points for that come hither look in pic 1. I wonder who you are looking to come hither. He’s very lucky, that’s for sure.

well thank you. the biggest issue with thongs is I can't photograph them because my big ass swallows them. #fatgirlproblems
I liked the first myself. but yes, I mounted my car mount to the shower wall, and I went for several looks. I think that was the best.

Sexy absolutely positively sexy.

thank you

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You don't make it possible to unwind, Justa!! Damn, you are hot!

Thanks. Yeah, not every girl will get down on her knees on a floor that hasn't been cleaned in this presidency, but you can count on me.

 

[kdunn762012]

My dear you make the cheekies. Not the other way around. You're the type that would make a burlap sack look hot.

 

[dz2681]

well happy thursday. we know I dislike the thongs, but I like the cheekies.

So gorgeous and arousing as always. A very happy Thursday catching up on your posts, very sexy cheekies

 

[Piercedfreak]

Very sexy justa such a beautiful woman

 

[Mtnmike]

well happy thursday. we know I dislike the thongs, but I like the cheekies.

Stunning, gorgeous as always.
A glimpse of your beautiful face, o my.

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

My dear you make the cheekies. Not the other way around. You're the type that would make a burlap sack look hot.

well thanks. though tomorrow you will get to see what my outfits really look like and how I actually walk around living life lol.
we will see if it still stays true.

So gorgeous and arousing as always. A very happy Thursday catching up on your posts, very sexy cheekies

thank you. catch up can be fun.

Very sexy justa such a beautiful woman

well thank you.

Stunning, gorgeous as always.
A glimpse of your beautiful face, o my.

thank you. yes, I do post those face shots from time to time.

 

[Todger65]

You are very cheeky, but we like it.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

well happy thursday. we know I dislike the thongs, but I like the cheekies.

I have been in some sort of a meeting since 8:05am. I had almost no lunch and I just got shit for not sending a report that isn't needed until next week.

Then I opened your thread.

Yesterday's posts didn't load right so I got TWO posts today. As always: titties make everything better. Thanks

 

[CanadianM]

Great Thursday post... always nice to see that sexy bottom of yours.... Have a wonderful evening sexy lady!!

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

You are very cheeky, but we like it.

haha. thanks.

I have been in some sort of a meeting since 8:05am. I had almost no lunch and I just got shit for not sending a report that isn't needed until next week.

Then I opened your thread.

Yesterday's posts didn't load right so I got TWO posts today. As always: titties make everything better. Thanks

oh so many meetings. and yes, why aren't you do things early, damn it.

well, missing yesterday means tits and ass today.

Anyway, try lit during the meeting next time

Great Thursday post... always nice to see that sexy bottom of yours.... Have a wonderful evening sexy lady!!

thank you. and I think my ass is kind of required for the thursday theme, though maybe not. how else could I wear sexy panties?

 

[Ekserb]

I don’t often post in here, but I was driving to a photo location a few days ago and had to pass through “East Bumblefuck” when I saw someone who looked just like you getting into an older Chevy. (In fact, it was you.) I didn’t have time to stop and say hello, nor do I think you’d invite that kind of interaction if recognized, but I just wanted to say hello now since I could not do so the other day.

The blouse you were wearing was very pretty. Hair looked like you’d just got out of bed. LOL. Still amazing, though.

 

[RjThoughts]

Damn it, ma'am!
Thanks for the much needed distraction. Business data statistical analysis (my new best job ever Ya! /sarcasm) is going to get me to drink more, this time not such caffeine.

BOX WINE!!!!

 

[CanadianM]

thank you. and I think my ass is kind of required for the thursday theme, though maybe not. how else could I wear sexy panties?

And one must take advantage of all opportunities in these unusual times...

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

I don’t often post in here, but I was driving to a photo location a few days ago and had to pass through “East Bumblefuck” when I saw someone who looked just like you getting into an older Chevy. (In fact, it was you.) I didn’t have time to stop and say hello, nor do I think you’d invite that kind of interaction if recognized, but I just wanted to say hello now since I could not do so the other day.

The blouse you were wearing was very pretty. Hair looked like you’d just got out of bed. LOL. Still amazing, though.

lol, the style is called retro grunge....by me. I call it that. And anything is possible I guess. I am a chevy girl. but I am not really a blouse person. Buttons and I have a long running feud. Besides they don't match my retro grunge and yoga pants style.

But yes, if anyone recognizes on the street or knows me in my real life, just pretend to not know my lit activities. That happening will likely be enough to nuke my imgur and 2 drop box accounts and see my way out. So, yeah, just leave me my little secret.

Damn it, ma'am!
Thanks for the much needed distraction. Business data statistical analysis (my new best job ever Ya! /sarcasm) is going to get me to drink more, this time not such caffeine.

BOX WINE!!!!

You are quite welcome. ya know, I don't drink much box wine. I am fancy and shit and spend that $3 a bottle which I usually poor into a giant plastic cup.

And one must take advantage of all opportunities in these unusual times...

lol. oh panty mask.