musicankane
I blew a monkey once.
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I've always been a pretty shy guy. Being bullied in school tend to make you a reserved sort of person. When being social just ends up with you getting made fun of, you eventually stop trying to be social. As a fully grown adult man I have a good job, a small but nice apartment, and no girlfriend. I'm shy and I avoid open ending conversations most of the time.
I am a stock broker, and I make good money doing. The best part for me is that I don't have to talk to people much, occasionally I deal with clients over the phone which is easy for me because it isn't face to face. Otherwise I spend my time on the internet trading stocks according to client orders.
My name is Jake Townson.
Now because I say I'm shy, that doesn't mean I'm antisocial. It means I'm terrified of being social. So what I have found myself doing is frequenting places that allow me to talk to people, mostly pretty girls, without the risk of rejection. So I go to restaurants, Hooters, and especially this strip club called Silk.
Silk is great I love that place. It's a mellow club, not as seedy as some of the more famous places. The lap dance booths are actually private, you go into a stall instead of some places that take you to a booth where some other fucking dude can be right next to you. I can't speak for other guys but I don't want to sit right next to another guy who I know is getting a boner from the girl on his lap. It's bullshit I tell you!
Anyway I come to Silk all the time. I don't have a girlfriend, never have, but I can come here and for a hundred bucks I can pretend I have a girlfriend for a little while. I talk to the girls, hang out, get a nice lap dance in the end and pretend I just had sex. Kind of a loser way to go about it. But for me it works out incredibly well. I don't get nervous and I don't say something fucked up in which gets me insulted. Although they might insult me after I leave, but I don't care about that.
I'm going to Silk tonight for a celebration. I am turning twenty five.
I am a stock broker, and I make good money doing. The best part for me is that I don't have to talk to people much, occasionally I deal with clients over the phone which is easy for me because it isn't face to face. Otherwise I spend my time on the internet trading stocks according to client orders.
My name is Jake Townson.
Now because I say I'm shy, that doesn't mean I'm antisocial. It means I'm terrified of being social. So what I have found myself doing is frequenting places that allow me to talk to people, mostly pretty girls, without the risk of rejection. So I go to restaurants, Hooters, and especially this strip club called Silk.
Silk is great I love that place. It's a mellow club, not as seedy as some of the more famous places. The lap dance booths are actually private, you go into a stall instead of some places that take you to a booth where some other fucking dude can be right next to you. I can't speak for other guys but I don't want to sit right next to another guy who I know is getting a boner from the girl on his lap. It's bullshit I tell you!
Anyway I come to Silk all the time. I don't have a girlfriend, never have, but I can come here and for a hundred bucks I can pretend I have a girlfriend for a little while. I talk to the girls, hang out, get a nice lap dance in the end and pretend I just had sex. Kind of a loser way to go about it. But for me it works out incredibly well. I don't get nervous and I don't say something fucked up in which gets me insulted. Although they might insult me after I leave, but I don't care about that.
I'm going to Silk tonight for a celebration. I am turning twenty five.