DE-Arouse in Five words: Join the Dark Side

[Trubbycat]

I’d rather fuck a corpse

 

[mnbreastluver]

Do you think that’s herpes?

 

[Xerxes82]

Hello, this is the IRS

 

[seela]

Have you met my pet rock?

 

[EbersMoll]

Wanna see my atom bomb?

 

[mnbreastluver]

There’s only three rats left.

 

[EctoJohn]

Just give it a minute!

 

[Trubbycat]

My god, what’s that smell?

 

[PG564E]

I'll make it hard again!

 

[Trubbycat]

That crust has been there

 

[EctoJohn]

We can try again later.

 

[seela]

I don’t think it’s contagious.

 

[EctoJohn]

Hot dogs and boxed wine?

 

[Kenwis62]

I voted for Donald Trump

 

[SissyBrandi19]

The vomitorium has caught fire.

 

[EctoJohn]

I want to discuss sports.

 

[Trubbycat]

I really miss Charlie Kirk

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Who? Them?! Just ignore them.

 

[mnbreastluver]

I’m wearing my pad now.

 

[EctoJohn]

I prefer the mild salsa.

 

[boo56]

Not with that little thing!

 

[EctoJohn]

We need to seriously talk.

 

[Cwtchseeker]

You smell like off tuna

 

[Trubbycat]

FINE. No, really. It's FINE.

 

[EctoJohn]

Want to try some vomit?