Dear Big Balled Boys,

[neci]

Step right this way to the Infamous General Board! I need your balls and your sperms. They will be loved! They will be doted upon! Leave these whiney self centered PG girls behind, and come discover a place where real men play!

Gentlemen . . . get your balls out here

Note: Only REAL balls are welcome in this thread. Little boys who have the need to post tumblr balls and pretend politicians are not welcome. Welders and electricians, please apply. Your picture is safe with us.

http://cinemarinkadink.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/pinocchio-pinocchio-4971739-960-720.jpg?w=400&h=300

 

[neci]

hello.

balls?

should i start counting?

1.

54.

98.

23.

145.

76.

093.

-7235%

r~2@45^6ths

 

[neci]

okay. seriously. i want a nose that will grow big and thick and fill my cunt. that is all.

do we have any sommeliers in the PG?

testing.

testing.

one.

two.


unbuckle your belt and beat the fuck out of me.

 

[lovetoread]

We do love the balls.

 

[neci]

no takers?

seriously?! my goodness.

i had a whole speach prepared about how if you stick your finger up my ass you could hear my heart beat, but i guess you're not interested in that.

it's like talking ot the masses.

Dear Playground,

Did you know Vladimir Putin is not a strong man. He is actually a PUSSY! <<emote inserted to emphasize point. Poor man thinks he needs to silence singers and artists, because they disagree with him. Did your Social Studies teacher tell you about Stalin and his work camps? NO?! Well, dear, wiki that shit. Then post your fucking balls. I need to come hard tonight and I don't like pussy inside my cunt. I need hard cock and balls popping right and left. If you do, i promise to squirt all over you and sing blessings to the moon.

 

[neci]

We do love the balls.

Balls are mana.

 

[neci]

okay, ball bois.

this is now your thread.

manu has spoken.

if you are a regular PG poster with big ol' balls, and you want to post them here, consider this your catholic church during the witch hunt. post them, and let them stay for all eternity in peace.

 

[neci]

http://f2.foto.rambler.ru/preview/r/500x401/4769ce7c-949b-49ea-09f3-e6f79d2689f9/Мяу.jpg

 

[walkingeagle]

Yes Maam---

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[neci]

Yes Maam---

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you, my dear, have always been a giver.

PG girls, please note, this man is ready and willing. he does not shy away.

bless you, my son.

 

[lovetoread]

Balls balls magical balls.

 

[walkingeagle]

you, my dear, have always been a giver.

PG girls, please note, this man is ready and willing. he does not shy away.

bless you, my son.

Your kind--

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[neci]

those boys need to be sucked and swallowed.

can i get an AMEN?

 

[walkingeagle]

those boys need to be sucked and swallowed.

can i get an AMEN?

Oh please?--

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[neci]

Oh please?--

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oh, me! oh, my!



i need cums in my throat.

can you handle that?

if i pinch my nipples and beg for more?

 

[walkingeagle]

oh, me! oh, my!



i need cums in my throat.

can you handle that?

if i pinch my nipples and beg for more?

Anything for you---

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[neci]

Anything for you---

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if there are any real PG girls remaining, i beg of you, please. see the light.

suck the balls in front of your face.

swallow that cum.

worship the cock.

oral servitude.

okay. that's a separate post.

 

[neci]

in honor of the best thread in the history of literotica, before the 5,000 post rule, i present you my favorite.

Oral Servitude



amen.

 

[neci]

it amazes me how quickly these thread are filled.

and no more cums.



i just don't know how to make you feel any more special.

*sigh*

hasta la proxima, my balls.

 

[lovetoread]

I betcha if we asked for tits, this thread would've been filled up in minutes.

 

[walkingeagle]

I'm here---

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[John_Whittaker0826]

Step right this way to the Infamous General Board! I need your balls and your sperms. They will be loved! They will be doted upon! Leave these whiney self centered PG girls behind, and come discover a place where real men play!

Gentlemen . . . get your balls out here

Note: Only REAL balls are welcome in this thread. Little boys who have the need to post tumblr balls and pretend politicians are not welcome. Welders and electricians, please apply. Your picture is safe with us.

http://cinemarinkadink.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/pinocchio-pinocchio-4971739-960-720.jpg?w=400&h=300

Although I applaud your need for big balls, I'm kind of fond of my PG girls. And to be honest, I don't need the GB and it's snarkiness. I'm sure there will be plenty of interest for your post here though. I wish you the best!

 

[walkingeagle]

Good morning----

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[walkingeagle]

Hi Neci---

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[Edensgarden]

Why is AC/DC running through my mind right now?