Dear Clowns

[jake34]

Why do you all think that I give a rat's ass about how I am being perceived?

Can't someone just SAY SOMETHING on here WITHOUT it being scrutanized so FUCKING much?

I am not here to make friends.

If you all think that after all these posts that I am here to be popular with ANYONE, then you all are the dumbest fucking Americans alive.

I am trying to prove a point or two. Being judged and attacked for no reason SUCKS. Favoritism DOES exist on here. Cliques DO exist on this dump. I am not attacking at all. I have come to bring the truth. And if you all think that I am attacking, then go actually READ the thread I started and tell me what my guests have been doing to ME.

Not many seem to have IGNORED my first posts. Did you not see the original thread? Maybe you SKIMMED it and did not actually READ it. Because to be honest, everyone seems to be OBSESSED with what I say. Some even scrutinize EVERY damn thing that I try to say.

This is not school and we don't get report cards.

I am so sad that you will not be responding again. What on earth will I do now?

 

[jake34]

Back to our regularly scheduled programming

Please

This ain't your show anymore, Bozo.

 

[jake34]

Oh Bozo is such a dreamboat.

 

[JakesAss34]

Maybe we should start calling ourselves Jake the Jerk eh? You aren't gonna win any ladies talking like a POTTY (get it?) mouth but from your recent posts it doesn't seem like you are after the wimminz anyway.

 

[jake34]

Dear Clowns,


Sorry I hijacked your thread. Will make it up to you in a month with some Omaha steaks and a virtual bj.


~a friend

Sounds kinda like a virtual whore if you ask me.

 

[jake34]

You did nothing of the sort you came to the defence of your friends...nothing wrong and no harm in that

Fight your own fights, Bubbles.

And you have the nerve to call yourself a man.

I bet if you tried to rob a store, she would come to your defense too.

After all, she is your FRIEND.

What a world we have weaved.

 

[IhateClowns]

This ain't your show anymore, Bozo.

. I like you. I like your style. I like how angry you are. I like how your fingertips pulse after you vehemently pound into those keys. I know no one likes you but I do

I like you bunches of oats.

 

[IhateClowns]

Fight your own fights, Bubbles.

And you have the nerve to call yourself a man.

I bet if you tried to rob a store, she would come to your defense too.

After all, she is your FRIEND.

What a world we have weaved.

That was an awesome analogy. If I robbed a store. You are so silly. I like you Jake.

I like you bunches of oats

 

[JakesAss34]

Why do you all think that I give a rat's ass about how I am being perceived?

Why do you need a rat's ass when you have ME?

I am not here to make friends.
Wow that qualifies as the biggest understatement of the year.


If you all think that after all these posts that I am here to be popular with ANYONE, then you all are the dumbest fucking Americans alive.

Ok now you have the top two biggest understatements of the year.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Clowns,

You are da man. If you ever rob a store, I'll be right behind you. Thought you should know. So. What kinda store are we gonna rob?

~ your saucy friend

 

[sereneone4u]

THAT was fucking amazing!

Kisses

 

[jake34]

. I like you. I like your style. I like how angry you are. I like how your fingertips pulse after you vehemently pound into those keys. I know no one likes you but I do

I like you bunches of oats.

Well I don't like you, Mr. Smalley. I don't like your style. I don't like how lacksadaisical you are. I don't like how you use your fingertips after fooling around with all the women on here. I know everyone kisses your fake ass but still I don't like you.

 

[jake34]

That was an awesome analogy. If I robbed a store. You are so silly. I like you Jake.

I like you bunches of oats

One you never denied either!

I don't like you, Mrs. Bubbles the Clown.

 

[jake34]

Dear Clowns,

You are da man. If you ever rob a store, I'll be right behind you. Thought you should know. So. What kinda store are we gonna rob?

~ your saucy friend

Exhibit A, your honor.

How about if the clown took hostages?

Would you be right behind him then too?

And exactly how close to his ass will you be?

 

[IhateClowns]

Well I don't like you, Mr. Smalley. I don't like your style. I don't like how lacksadaisical you are. I don't like how you use your fingertips after fooling around with all the women on here. I know everyone kisses your fake ass but still I don't like you.

One you never denied either!

I don't like you, Mrs. Bubbles the Clown.

I like you. Have I mentioned that. I like the fact you don't have an AV or anything about yourself. I like that you call me fake when I have actually met someone from lit. I like that you used a store robbery to help justify how silly and lackadaisical I am.

I just like you. You make me smile. I like that you call me bubbles it is cute. I like how you mentioned that women on here kiss my ass. I also like that you are the first male on here to have a crush on me and even though I am not into that I do t take offense to it and I like that you like me so much

I like how you are trying to hide it. I like how you pretend to be angry at me but you already have a nickname for me. It is cute and I will always be your Bubbles.

Please everyone listen up. I am Jake's Bubbles now. He has a massive crush on me and isn't sure how to handle it. The PM was very sweet Jake and I like you for it.

I like you bunches of oats.

Your Bubbles

 

[BradBigBrain]

Exhibit A, your honor.

How about if the clown took hostages?

Would you be right behind him then too?

And exactly how close to his ass will you be?

You have never seen the movie, Stripes.

 

[BradBigBrain]

Dear Clowns,

He's not the first, big fella. I think Ryan was first!

 

[JakesAss34]

Well I don't like you, Mr. Smalley. I don't like your style. I don't like how lacksadaisical you are. I don't like how you use your fingertips after fooling around with all the women on here. I know everyone kisses your fake ass but still I don't like you.

Fake ass? I'd pay to see that.

 

[IhateClowns]

Dear Clowns,

He's not the first, big fella. I think Ryan was first!

I am not skipping your questions promise I wil get to them. I have an over zealous crusher who is desperately needin my attention.

Jake34 loves IHC

 

[JakesAss34]

Exhibit A, your honor.

How about if the clown took hostages?

Would you be right behind him then too?

And exactly how close to his ass will you be?

easy I don't like this talk of getting close to the ass. I need some space pal.

 

[JakesAss34]

Exhibit A, your honor.

How about if the clown took hostages?

Would you be right behind him then too?

And exactly how close to his ass will you be?

Exhibit A is short for Exhibit ASS. Which is something my man Jake is good at. He's been showing his ....me, for some time now. Ain't I purdy?

 

[jake34]

I don't care for you at all. Have I mentioned that? I don't like that you do not know how to use question marks. I don't like the fact that your AV is as ugly as you are. I don't like the fact that you like to brag about everyone you have met off here and all your kiss ass friends. I don't like that you think it is okay to rob a store.

I just am not too fond of you. You make me frown. I don't like the fact that you like to be called a woman's name. I don't like that you like to have a crush from a man. I don't like that you cannot spell for shit and Grace suggested that bad spellers are not allowed around here.

I don't like how secretive you are. I don't like that you cannot take a fucking hint because you are too busy trying to find promiscuous women to fuck. I will tell you exactly where you can stick your bubbles.

I don't like that you lie about PM's that I never sent you.

But then again, lying on Lit happens all the time.

 

[jake34]

I am not skipping your questions promise I wil get to them. I have an over zealous crusher who is desperately needin my attention.

Jake34 loves IHC

Are you seriously a fucking Longhorn fan?

I bet that Texas Wife is one of your kiss ass friends.

Just a hunch, Bubbles.

 

[IhateClowns]

Are you seriously a fucking Longhorn fan?

I bet that Texas Wife is one of your kiss ass friends.

Just a hunch, Bubbles.

I think that is what I like most about you Jakey. It is your intelligence. You took the world wide known emblem on my hat and through deductive reasoning you figured out I am a Longhorn fan and actually a graduate. A lot of folks think you are a moron and pretty unintelligent but that previous post should shut them up completely. I have no clue who the Texas woman is sorry to disappoint you. You keep jumping to these crazy conclusions but the only one you got right is that is a Longhorn hat I am wearing.

Kudos crusher

 

[BradBigBrain]

I am not skipping your questions promise I wil get to them. I have an over zealous crusher who is desperately needin my attention.

Jake34 loves IHC

I know that, bro. I totally understand. You have your priorities in life.