dear laurel,

[Laurel]

Oh god that giant fan.

Right?

I couldn't heart it more.

Dear Laurel:

Could you wipe your butt now?

Your minions' lips are all caked.

Don't be jelly! Here, have a cupcake:

http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0109/6532/files/oreo-cupcakes.jpeg?128

 

[neci]

Okay.
*gets out story book*

*curls up*

No.

i had to ask.

Okay. I've got an afghan blanket crocheted by one of our grandmas. It's over 10 years old and smells a little like my cat.

that's so much better than balls.