Dear Litster, once more

[beachbaby179]

Dear Litster,

Sigh.

Love, me

 

[cascadiabound]

Dear Litster-
You get me.
You can play with my hair and inhale my scent anytime

Signed,
The OG hairotica girl

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Giggly girly Litster,

Just a reminder in writing...

What would Bear say?

~ bfg

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear Litster,

I have second hand embarrassment for you

Me


Dear other Litster,

I really wish you were here to enjoy this with me!

Me

 

[Cwtchseeker]

Dear Litster
Keep being you
CS

 

[Lady_Libra_]

Dear XY Listers
I want to see some #suitporn

 

[Girly_girl]

Dear Sexy One,
Where do I start? Need to get a few things off my chest. Why didn’t you just tell me? I never asked you for anything or expected anything from you. Your effort in the attention department was more than I could’ve ever imagined and you never failed to put that smile on my face(you know the one…you thought it was a beautiful one)You got me through some incredibly tough times the past 2 years and for that I’ll always be grateful. When you disappeared, I thought you needed time away again, until it was brought to my attention you were conversing with someone else. I’m aware that there will always be someone sexier, someone more exciting, but you know they will never be me, unfortunately though for me, I have to be a big girl and accept you’ve moved on. It fucking pisses me off and saddens me at the same time that it turned out this way…. and this is so YOUR LOSS. Chances are you’ll never see this because you don’t post stalk me anymore and you don’t visit the Playground, and know that I may be pissed and sad but I don’t hold grudges. I will miss talking to you, but I don’t intrude on people’s chat partner and I don’t stay where I’m not wanted. I guess part of this is my fault for believing you when you said you’d never do this, after knowing I was hurt before. I’m going to be the better person and wish you well, because that’s who I am….~sigh~

Signed,
A sighing Litster

 

[Misshotndeep]

Dear Lister,

We thank you for making me laugh and smile when I am bored. Nice to know good people still exist. Have an awesome day!


Tumbleweed

 

[Callmetim]

Dear missing Litster,
We’d check in on each other a couple times a year. Your phone number voicemail is no longer yours. Wherever you are, I hope you’re safe.

 

[rycat25]

Dear morning litster from Canada. You were here every morning. Just teasing sexy enough to keep us interested.

But more importantly you were a nice person.

I hope you are okay.

 

[beachbaby179]

Dear brave Litster,

I know better than most how difficult and scary it is to uproot and just start over someplace else. But believe that you are doing the right thing and it will be great.

And you deserve not just this, but ALL the things.

Love,
Your biggest cheerleader

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Dear Litster,
The past month has been rough, but hopefully the current circumstances will end soon. I miss sharing every part of my day with you. Words can never express how much you mean to me, but hopefully you know.
Love,
Your Brat

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Assuming Litster who says I've "been bad" --

Stop sending me the same (or any) RP scenario and expecting me to play along. I don't know you at all, and you're NOT my Dom.

I've not consented to be your sub, so stop referring to me as such. As for your demand to hear my "side of things", what my "reactions, feelings and thoughts were as each event unfolded…" - don't hold your breath. Or, better yet, do.

Signed,
Tired of the BS Messages

ETA: I don't care if you're "a firm believer that everyone deserves a second chance..." and that you think I "should feel special doll...do the right thing this time".

Creep. Stay out of my inbox, like I've already told you.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear seemingly perplexed Litster,

Pretty damn sure it’s you, not them. Blame everyone else if that’s your prerogative, but you are giving off super douchey and conceited vibes. Not a winning combo, that.
Good luck to you Litster

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear tired of the BS messages Litster,

Please let me know if this person messages you again.

 

[Taegul]

Dear Shakira,
I know you're here on Lit anonymously so you can stalk me. You can stop pretending now and just come say hi. I know you want to. I've seen you being sneaky over there and we all know your hips don't lie, so stop playing.

So, come say hi Whenever, Wherever. I'll show you my Waka Waka. You'll love it.

Signed,
The object of your next breakup song.

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear Litster,

Thanks for starting my morning off with a laugh!

Me

Dear E,

In my current audiobook, the reader pronounces “garage” like you. Brought a serious smile to my face. Hope things are incredible for you.

Miss you,
Me

 

[Girly_girl]

Dear Asshole Litster,

I’ve never seen you around here, ever, and you make that your first pm to a person? You must be a creeper. It takes A LOT to piss me off and you won the lottery on pissing me off. Fuck off, creep!

Signed,
One pissed off GG

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear Litster,

Power out to over a million in Montreal? Thinking of you, hoping you’re safe, dry, and warm.

Me

Dear @Girly_girl,

Forward me that PM if you don’t mind. Or at least let me know who sent it, if you’re comfortable with that. I like to pay attention to the creeps.

B

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Dear @everyone,

PLEASE ignore that personal. Don’t give him the attention. Be like Elsa and let it go, let it drift on down the pages into the Lit abyss.

B

 

[barefootgirl69]

Dear Asshole Litster,

I’ve never seen you around here, ever, and you make that your first pm to a person? You must be a creeper. It takes A LOT to piss me off and you won the lottery on pissing me off. Fuck off, creep!

Signed,
One pissed off GG

Dear Pissed Off,

Do I need to get my bat out?

Signed,
Cute but Feisty

 

[Girly_girl]

Dear Pissed Off,

Do I need to get my bat out?

Signed,
Cute but Feisty

Dear Cute but Feisty,

HELL yes! And bring backup

Signed,
Me

 

[JerseyJade]

Dear Cute but Feisty,

HELL yes! And bring backup

Signed,
Me

I'll be your backup.

Signed,
Don't Fuck With My Friends

 

[tnman03]

Dear Asshole Litster,

I’ve never seen you around here, ever, and you make that your first pm to a person? You must be a creeper. It takes A LOT to piss me off and you won the lottery on pissing me off. Fuck off, creep!

Signed,
One pissed off GG

That's kind of obnoxiously rude, you project a flirty but kind and friendly persona with nothing to lead anyone to send you a trollish PM like that.

 

[Girly_girl]

That's kind of obnoxiously rude, you project a flirty but kind and friendly persona with nothing to lead anyone to send you a trollish PM like that.

Thank you @tnman03 I couldn’t have worded that better. Worst pm I’ve ever received in my 8 years here.