Dear Merciful Gods!

[TE999]

How could I not! It adds to the mood of the scene. Plus, since apparently there are body parts falling off, it would be boring if nobody got to see that!




Yes, as a matter of fact, I've got some German chocolate - both dark, one with whole hazelnuts, the other with marzipan filling. Or milk chocolate Hershey's Kisses. Take whatever you like - hurling down those lightning bolts must be tiring.

Okay, here's the deal, Goddesses...my Sketchers are smoking...so I've a one pound assortment of Godiva chocolates here as a peace offering...you have Sal's nads already...let's call this one a draw.

 

[SweetWitch]

Okay, here's the deal, Goddesses...my Sketchers are smoking...so I've a one pound assortment of Godiva chocolates here as a peace offering...you have Sal's nads already...let's call this one a draw.

Draw? I think not. And you only brought one pound? do you have any idea how many goddesses there are up here?

 

[TE999]

Draw? I think not. And you only brought one pound? do you have any idea how many goddesses there are up here?

Um...er...this is a starter. You all can share, can't you?

When my shoes cool down, I'll get some more.

 

[DesertPirate]

Moons Molly
Dodges mutiple bolts
One singed cheek

 

[fieryjen]

I chose a cup of cocoa, from scratch, topped with fresh whipped cream. Yeah, that won't stick to my hips.

That sounds so tempting! Made with milk or water? *runs to prepare, throwing popcorn at the guys*

 

[fieryjen]

Okay, here's the deal, Goddesses...my Sketchers are smoking...so I've a one pound assortment of Godiva chocolates here as a peace offering...you have Sal's nads already...let's call this one a draw.

Are they the dark ones? I won't accept any but the dark ones.

 

[SweetWitch]

That sounds so tempting! Made with milk or water? *runs to prepare, throwing popcorn at the guys*

Water? In scratch cocoa? Are you insane? It's fresh whole milk and nothing else.

Moons Molly
Dodges mutiple bolts
One singed cheek

You know what they say, turn the other cheek, brother. :caning:

Um...er...this is a starter. You all can share, can't you?
When my shoes cool down, I'll get some more.

No.

 

[TE999]

Are they the dark ones? I won't accept any but the dark ones.

But of course. None of those chewy or nut-filled ones either. Only the softest cremes that melt in your mouth.

 

[TE999]

No.

*runs to get more chocolates*

 

[fieryjen]

Water? In scratch cocoa? Are you insane? It's fresh whole milk and nothing else.

Just testing you.

I don't like mine any other way either. My in-laws are different, and I thought maybe they were representatives of this country's hot chocolate tastes, but apparently they're just weird.

*serves large mugs of fresh hot chocolate with whipped cream and chocolate shavings*



ETA: Post 8,000! And I totally missed it!

 

[DesertPirate]

*after a quick trip to Costco*

Dumps wheelbarrow full of Kisses and M&Ms

 

[SweetWitch]

But of course. None of those chewy or nut-filled ones either. Only the softest cremes that melt in your mouth.

*runs to get more chocolates*

Good boy.

Just testing you.

I don't like mine any other way either. My in-laws are different, and I thought maybe they were representatives of this country's hot chocolate tastes, but apparently they're just weird.

*serves large mugs of fresh hot chocolate with whipped cream and chocolate shavings*

You have to remember where I grew up. Gran would go milk the cow, separate the cream and then make us cocoa for breakfast. That's what I would wake up smelling in her house every morning. She would use powdered cocoa and raw sugar and put a dollop of cream on top.

I miss her.

*after a quick trip to Costco*

Dumps wheelbarrow full of Kisses and M&Ms

Hmm... An offering of Godiva truffles up against an offering of M&M's. What do you think, Jen?

 

[fieryjen]

But of course. None of those chewy or nut-filled ones either. Only the softest cremes that melt in your mouth.

You mean they're actually filled with something creamy or are you just saying the solid dark chocolate is creamy?

 

[fieryjen]

Good boy.



You have to remember where I grew up. Gran would go milk the cow, separate the cream and then make us cocoa for breakfast. That's what I would wake up smelling in her house every morning. She would use powdered cocoa and raw sugar and put a dollop of cream on top.

I miss her.

Oh wow. I've never gotten it that fresh, must be a real treat! My parents did make me hot chocolate every morning as well, but mostly just with storebought milk and powder. I still drink that instead of coffee in the morning.

Hmm... An offering of Godiva truffles up against an offering of M&M's. What do you think, Jen?

I'm thinking where are my chocolate covered nougat filled marzipan Kugeln??

Although... I'm quite partial to M&Ms. I still don't know what those other ones quite taste like.

 

[SweetWitch]

Although... I'm quite partial to M&Ms. I still don't know what those other ones quite taste like.

Check it out.

 

[fieryjen]

Check it out.

Thanks for the link.

I approve! Especially of the pecan ones.

Now, I want the man of my dreams to feed me one slowly while kneeing naked at my feet.

 

[TE999]

You mean they're actually filled with something creamy or are you just saying the solid dark chocolate is creamy?

Yes.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

*Calmly sets up lightning rod, doesn't wear clothes anyway, nor sneakers, sets up lawn chair with large tub of popcorn on lap and ice chest full of beer*

Goddesses who want chocolate can come and use the magic word just like well-mannered beings. Hmpf!

 

[SweetWitch]

*Calmly sets up lightning rod, doesn't wear clothes anyway, nor sneakers, sets up lawn chair with large tub of popcorn on lap and ice chest full of beer*

Goddesses who want chocolate can come and use the magic word just like well-mannered beings. Hmpf!

The goddesses didn't request the chocolate, Bear. It was offered to them in sacrifice.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

I thought I smelled chocolate. From two forums (fora?) away, even yet.

 

[SweetWitch]

I thought I smelled chocolate. From two forums (fora?) away, even yet.

That's my morning cup of cocoa.

 

[Saucy_Sage]

That's my morning cup of cocoa. [/QUOTE

Ah, yes. Nectar of the goddesses.

 

[SweetWitch]

That's my morning cup of cocoa.

Ah, yes. Nectar of the goddesses.

I'm going to need the good humor it puts me in. I will work a 14 hour shift today. Sigh.

I'm off to the cube farm now.

 

[Just-Legal]

Being as I am the contrary Goddess, I only accept sacrifices of English Tea and Crumpets.

Or other savoury goodies. And Hummous.

 

[SweetWitch]

Being as I am the contrary Goddess, I only accept sacrifices of English Tea and Crumpets.

Or other savoury goodies. And Hummous.

Hummous? That's just wrong.