'Dear' Obama

• When Obama entered office on January 20, 2009, U.S. unemployment stood at 7.8 percent. By April 2014, that Bureau of Labor Statistics figure had fallen to 6.3 percent — a modest improvement. Among blacks overall, joblessness dropped, though less significantly — from 12.7 to 11.6 percent. But for blacks aged 16 to 19, unemployment grew from 35.3 to 36.8.




Hope and Change.
Unemployment stood at 7.8 percent? Who told you that? At that time it never stood anywhere; it was plummeting.
 
• When Obama entered office on January 20, 2009, U.S. unemployment stood at 7.8 percent. By April 2014, that Bureau of Labor Statistics figure had fallen to 6.3 percent — a modest improvement. Among blacks overall, joblessness dropped, though less significantly — from 12.7 to 11.6 percent. But for blacks aged 16 to 19, unemployment grew from 35.3 to 36.8.




Hope and Change.

Yeah, that does suck. It's not Obama's fault but it does suck. Though in a perfect world the employment rate for people 16-18 is zero.
 
Dear President Obama,

Much like the OP, I also have a file named AWESOME. Within it, however, is not a politically pithy internet screed, but the AWESOMENESS that is Quinne Suicide.

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7pnuhQjX61qzyso7o1_500.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BEfqAr4CcAAt5CJ.jpg

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liwepib30G1qzyso7o1_500.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0udihe4NH1qdypuko3_1280.jpg

See? She's cool, likes to have fun, not afraid to eat cheeseburgers and has big natural tiddies. AWESOME. That's why she's in a file called AWESOME. Because she's AWESOME.

I would like to meet this AWESOME woman and make her my blushing bride in the holiest of holy matrimonies. Can you use your super-duper-ooper-kadooper presidential powers to make it happen? I know you can do something simple like this because you give all this free shit out to the poors and give gazillions of taxpayer dollars to other countries every year and shake hands with our enemies in secret billion-dollar-a-day trips to India and let the EBOLA in our borders through Mexico, so I don't think it's too much to ask you do something selfish for me. And my cock.

If you can't do this, then you're a fraud and I'll never ever vote for your communist socialist muslim ass again. Just sayin'.

~ Zumi
 
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FYI - and to save you from further unintended humor - kbate is not at all of the left-leaning political persuasion.

Really... So why did she call me a rightwing wikiwarrior, specializing in copy and paste? Hmmm?

It'd be best that she answer that in the context of your comment... Ya think?
 
Really... So why did she call me a rightwing wikiwarrior, specializing in copy and paste? Hmmm?

It'd be best that she answer that in the context of your comment... Ya think?

If the shoe fits...
 
5.8 to 9.3. I mean thanks for providing a link but usually people don't do that when it supports the other guy.
 
Dear Obama,

Thanks for all the trolls. They haven't gotten any more interesting, but at least they're dumber than ever.
 
dear Obama bro, you have made my life on Lit easier, because it's easier to identify those of less fortunate intellect. thanks bro!

Stew
 
5.8 to 9.3. I mean thanks for providing a link but usually people don't do that when it supports the other guy.

It would appear you having reading comp issues.... Poor thing... I refuse to frustrate myself trying to explain it to you...Time to get that helium tank between your ears refilled....
 
It's okay that you'd provide a link to back the opposition it's a rare form of honesty.
 
I've had three extramarital encounters. They occurred some 15 years ago when the marriage to my second wife (who eventually came out as a lesbian) was slowly coming apart.

I met all 3 online. All were married and all ended up, to my pleasant surprise, being fairly attractive women. Two things made these encounters a wonderful turn-on:

1. I got away with all 3. To this day the now ex-wife doesn't have a clue they ever occurred. She had become so neglectful and disinterested in us that she simply wasn't paying attention.

2. The fact that all 3 were married. There is something profoundly exciting about the realization that you are fucking some other man's wife. Not ex-wife, but his wife. Just as my wife had slipped into neglect and inattention, these women, all 3, had husbands who took their wives for granted, and it drove the women to look elsewhere. It was as though I was 'stealing' the men's wives for a few hours at a time, and taking full advantage of their neglect.

It was strictly 'recreational sex' with all 3. Some encounters were in motel rooms, some in my nice, full size, nearly windowless Ford van.

One of them was a 'one off', but the other two went on for about 5 or 6 meetings each, and to make it even more of a turn on, I was seeing both during the same period of time. I was in infidelity heaven!

After one of these encounters with one of these women, she emailed me to let me know that a few hours after we parted, she got her husband in bed and fucked him crosseyed. and the whole time she was turned on by the thought that he had no clue some of his load was probably swimming around with mine from just a few hours earlier....

Sweetie, not only are you a panty theif and have engaged in incestual relationships, but you also are an adulterer? Ouch. I highly suggest you get help. There are licensed professionals who can help you work through your pain. :rose:
 
Unemployment stood at 7.8 percent? Who told you that? At that time it never stood anywhere; it was plummeting.


Unemployment continued to rise for most of 2009. Turning around a crashing economy is like turning around an ocean liner -- there's a lot of momentum that has to be overcome first.


Really... So why did she call me a rightwing wikiwarrior, specializing in copy and paste? Hmmm?

It'd be best that she answer that in the context of your comment... Ya think?


Probably because she wasn't familiar with your weird-ass posts on the other boards, just your c&p here.
 
Now that's just plain stupid. He's earned every bit of disrespect doled out to him. The man is a complete failure as a leader.

No, that miles is what we call cold hard fact. He has not earned nearly half the disrespect doled out at him and he is not a complete failure no matter how you parse it.
 
Probably because she wasn't familiar with your weird-ass posts on the other boards, just your c&p here.

and never will know now that he posted about his desire to suck on 7 inch cocks, and a dozen other things that he now feels too ashamed to leave on the board.

I wonder if might be hard to post Right Wing tough guy stuff with that particular posting history.


done with this
done with this
done with this
done with this
 
and never will know now that he posted about his desire to suck on 7 inch cocks, and a dozen other things that he now feels too ashamed to leave on the board.

I wonder if might be hard to post Right Wing tough guy stuff with that particular posting history.


done with this
done with this
done with this
done with this

Is that all you have Kate?
 
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