Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

We had snow on Thanksgiving so please send all snow to Chicago until its summer.

I have already slid all over the roads enough for this season.

Love,
ltr
 
Dear Santa,

We had snow on Thanksgiving so please send all snow to Chicago until its summer.

I have already slid all over the roads enough for this season.

Love,
ltr

to chicago is fine, but give it a wind from the north west and bury indiana or i will bury you.
 
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Dear Santa,

Could you see about Fata smacking me in the face with her tits? You can take pictures and put them on your FB page. ;)

From,
the Perverted Twinkle
 
Dear Santa,

Could you see about Fata smacking me in the face with her tits? You can take pictures and put them on your FB page. ;)

From,
the Perverted Twinkle

I will step in on Santa's behalf and have a word with my dear, beautiful friend. In fact, I will txt her promptly. She mentioned to me a while ago that she needs someone special in her life. That there is nobody filling that role right now ~ but shhhhh, don't tell anyone. There will be a stampede in her direction.

I will slip your name into her subconscious.

You're welcome.
Little Ms. SantaMona
 
Dear Santa,

We had snow on Thanksgiving so please send all snow to Chicago until its summer.

I have already slid all over the roads enough for this season.

Love,
ltr

Dear Santa,

Please bring LTR a new set of snow tires and lighten up her lead foot until spring roles around.

Love,
Mona
 
If Mona's getting the suction cup dildo, I really want one of those Njoy wands.

Don't worry about putting it in my stocking, just leave it on my bedside table.

Thanks, Santa! Extra cookies for you!
 
I will step in on Santa's behalf and have a word with my dear, beautiful friend. In fact, I will txt her promptly. She mentioned to me a while ago that she needs someone special in her life. That there is nobody filling that role right now ~ but shhhhh, don't tell anyone. There will be a stampede in her direction.

I will slip your name into her subconscious.

You're welcome.
Little Ms. SantaMona

*squeals* :D
 
Dear Santa,

Make sure there is a pair of ski's waiting for me at Thor's cabin.

Thanks!

Alaska Bound Mona

I will stock up on cocoa and marshmallows for pre-ski, and hot buttered rum fixings, for after.
 
If Mona's getting the suction cup dildo, I really want one of those Njoy wands.

Don't worry about putting it in my stocking, just leave it on my bedside table.

Thanks, Santa! Extra cookies for you!

Hmm, I hope I was not too hasty in my choice. :confused:

I will stock up on cocoa and marshmallows for pre-ski, and hot buttered rum fixings, for after.

My kind of skiing! My Big Sky days may be over. I can't say for sure, but my allegiance may have changed this past summer. The 14er I told you about?... I am now thinking I should give Breck a chance. We'll see
 
Dear Santa,

Please give Kitty Mama Some extra love and goodies this holiday.

Love,
Mona
 
Hmm...*taps lip contemplatively*

Dear... Santa...

Gimme a break, son.
I don't want materials, ya dig?
I want mercy n health, yo.
Do it big for me in 2015.
Peace.
:rose:
 
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