Dear Santa

[Myschievous]

The letter

Dear Santa,

I've been a very very good girl this year. I've refrained from going batshit crazy on the annoying people that get in the left lane and go under the speed limit, I have resisted the nearly overwhelming urge to pay a visit to customer service centers and bludgeon the reps with their own phones, and I've even been kind and not poisoned the neighbor's cat even when it stalks the cute bunnies and birdies.

All I want for Christmas is to be controlled. Of course, this is not nearly as easy as that statement sounds. If it were....I'd be asking you for jewelry and a winning lottery ticket.

Considering my advanced age....I think he needs to be at least 40...though you can use your own judgement if you know one that is younger but mature. I think that attached would be preferable as I am too. My family has to come first and an unattached man may not understand as well.

I need him to like curvy, BBW subs that are full of incessant chatter. One of the most important qualities is he can't get annoyed (or roll his eyes and consider slitting his wrists) when I send emails the length of a college term paper telling him about my day.

I want him to also be a friend...he needs to care if I have a lousy day and understand that I will care if he does and want to do something to help.

I'm a bit of a masochist but I don't like to be degraded. I thrive on praise and will do much to please, but I do have some limits. I won't cam...if they are going to ask me for naked pics immediately, please just toss them out of the sleigh. I don't like blood, scat, and daddy/daughter mother/son is not my thing.

I know I sound quite demanding here, Santa...but I don't want a short term thing or a man that has no sense of humor. I'm looking for someone to laugh with, explore...but a man that will put me over his knee and spank me if I need it.

Not sure how you'll deliver him, but if you can make it around the world in a night I have faith in your magic.

I know it's a tall order and will be leaving rum cake and Jell-O shots out for you.

*kisses*

Myschievous

 

[Prince Albert]

Dear Santa,

I've been a very very good girl this year. I've refrained from going batshit crazy on the annoying people that get in the left lane and go under the speed limit, I have resisted the nearly overwhelming urge to pay a visit to customer service centers and bludgeon the reps with their own phones, and I've even been kind and not poisoned the neighbor's cat even when it stalks the cute bunnies and birdies.

All I want for Christmas is a man to control and dominate me. Of course, this is not nearly as easy as that statement sounds. If it were....I'd have one and be asking you for jewelry and a winning lottery ticket.

Considering my advanced age....I think he needs to be at least 40...though you can use your own judgement if you know one that is younger but mature. I think that attached would be preferable as I am too. My family has to come first and an unattached man may not understand as well.

I need him to like curvy, BBW subs that are full of incessant chatter. One of the most important qualities is he can't get annoyed (or roll his eyes and consider slitting his wrists) when I send emails the length of a college term paper telling him about my day.

I want him to also be a friend...he needs to care if I have a lousy day and understand that I will care if he does and want to do something to help.

I'm a bit of a masochist but I don't like to be degraded. I thrive on praise and will do much to please, but I do have some limits. I won't cam...if they are going to ask me for naked pics immediately, please just toss them out of the sleigh. that comes with time and trust. I don't like blood, scat, and daddy/daughter mother/son is not my thing. If he's from the east coast that's a bonus but it's not necessary.

I know I sound quite demanding here, Santa...but I don't want a short term thing or a man that has no sense of humor. I'm looking for someone to laugh with, explore...but a man that will put me over his knee and spank me if I need it.

Not sure how you'll deliver him, but if you can make it around the world in a night I have faith in your magic.

I know it's a tall order and will be leaving rum cake and Jell-O shots out for you.

*kisses*

Myschievous

Ho, ho, ho, little lady. Santa sent me yor reqest to see if I cold help

 

[mightygrey1956]

East coast from Santa

I am from the east coast and would love to see if we match you sound like the type of lady that needs my help. I would very much like to apply for what you are looking for. I am looking for a LTR with a ladyon here I'm tired of the ones that talk to you for a couple of times then you never hear from them again. I have been told that I am a very good at hearing what people are saying and that I give good advice. I would be more than happy to start something with you. Look at my profile and if you like what you see drop me a PM and let me know. Hope to hear from you. You can also drop me an e-mail at mightygrey1956@gmail.com

 

[Dansynseeker]

I thought it would be nice if I responded to your dear santa letter using my 100th post. I blame this on you. I love word games and it's doubly fun getting to be naughty doing it. Of course I've already decided I'm on the naughty list so if you could use some of that rum and those jello shots to put a good word in for me too, that would be awesome.

Sure would be a great Christmas to wake up and have you under the tree...of course that might make it hard for you to watch your special loved ones open their gifts...but I'm sure it would be worked out somehow

anyways....put a good word in for Santa from me.

 

[kimuk]

Love it!!

Good luck

 

[gladragdoll]

Very clever posting!!

I hope Santa grants you your wish!