Dear Satan,

[subdued_passion]

I've been naughty and nice. Can I please have a walking dead?


http://quotivee.com/wp-content/uplo...-dead-3-the-walking-dead-24037474-500-333.jpg

They seem pretty friendly.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You rang?

 

[subdued_passion]

Hell's been outsourced?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hell is coming to breakfast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb1TybA1itI

 

[subdued_passion]

4rest needs something to deal with the pests in his backyard.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/155mmMustardGasShells.jpg

 

[subdued_passion]

The performing jew who loves to change his name to suit the political atmosphere really needs some recreation time.

http://www.hungangels.com/vboard/attachment.php?attachmentid=51&stc=1&d=1048565775

 

[subdued_passion]

LJ would like to show everyone that he isn't sexist. A mangina would help.

http://media.ethanfixell.com/actualconversation/mangina.jpg

 

[subdued_passion]

Rob is tired of those fat jokes.

http://www.fitnessgurusam.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/funny-weight-loss-ads-0.jpg

 

[subdued_passion]

Byron has been impersonating you (which is making a mockery of you really). But he also seems to know his shit.

He should be forced to authenticate this video.

 

[subdued_passion]

ms_ann_thrope has been trying really hard to be a lesbian but so far no one seems interested.

Can you loan Ms_Ann a succubus till she finds a willing woman?

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs45/300W/f/2009/164/e/7/Succubus_by_barefootphotography.jpg

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

This milk toast approach is getting you sent to Heaven...



Minions are mean.

 

[subdued_passion]

This milk toast approach is getting you sent to Heaven...



Minions are mean.

** SUCCESS!! **

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's boring. No sin, no sex, bread, honey and manna, for-freaking-ever!


Why do you think I rebelled to start my own kingdom?


Even Jimmy Page hates the harps!

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

ms_ann_thrope has been trying really hard to be a lesbian but so far no one seems interested.

Can you loan Ms_Ann a succubus till she finds a willing woman?

http://th03.deviantart.net/fs45/300W/f/2009/164/e/7/Succubus_by_barefootphotography.jpg

Trust me. If I wanted to be a lesbian, your face would be in my crotch right now.

 

[KingOrfeo]

I've been naughty and nice. Can I please have a walking dead?


http://quotivee.com/wp-content/uplo...-dead-3-the-walking-dead-24037474-500-333.jpg

They seem pretty friendly.

And they're always stiff! Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk!

 

[subdued_passion]

Trust me. If I wanted to be a lesbian, your face would be in my crotch right now.

mmm huh.

 

[subdued_passion]

Dear Satan,

Based on the comments made by several posters, I think that Vetteman would like this gift.

 

[subdued_passion]

Dear Satan,

Sean has been doing excellent work on this site as your little helper. Perhaps you ought to consider splitting some of 4rest's present with him for his next trip to the playground?

Also, you need to give your helpers nicer uniforms than these.

 

[subdued_passion]

Dear Satan,

This year ms_ann is facing questions of her mortality;
please help by getting her a man
who'll give up choking the chicken to choke the bitch.

 

[Magnetron]

Trust me. If I wanted to be a lesbian, your face would be in my crotch right now.

I'm not a carpet muncher!

'Muff said.

 

[Magnetron]

http://www.literotica.com/p/his-name-be-praised

I already have a good relationship with Satan, so don't say something silly and get him pissed off at me.

 

[subdued_passion]

'Muff said.

Awwwww, you remembered.

http://www.literotica.com/p/his-name-be-praised

I already have a good relationship with Satan, so don't say something silly and get him pissed off at me.

Don't use my thread to trick people into reading your crappy poems- I can't afford to get on to any more ignore lists.

 

[Magnetron]

Don't use my thread to trick people into reading your crappy poems- I can't afford to get on to any more ignore lists.

Hell is like a crappy poem that never ends.

Consider it a glimpse.

 

[subdued_passion]

Hell is like a crappy poem that never ends.

Consider it a glimpse.

Dead poets society?

*shudders*

 

[girlsmiley]

Don't use my thread to trick people into reading your crappy poems- I can't afford to get on to any more ignore lists.

You tell him. Good try, nerd!