Deborah's Audio Sermon Challenge

[Deborah]

Hair on my chest, Alexander? No, no, no, I take care of those with Magic, extra-large size. The can is so big that I take the trash out in it when it's empty. The hormones have made my voice rather deep and froggy lately though.

Madame Pandora, try a little arsenic to sweeten up Dill's decaf. Did you see that PMS crack?

Alexander, aren't you going to play "Battle of the Bitches" with us? You definitely qualify due to your previous life as Rachel. Dillinger is getting there. One more whiney tantrum and he qualifies as a bitch.

 

[Cheyenne]

Hair on my chest, Alexander? No, no, no, I take care of those with Magic, extra-large size. The can is so big that I take the trash out in it when it's empty.

Magic? Did I hear Magic mentioned?

 

[Rachel Picabia]

Hey, Sermonator II...

"Bitch"? Did I hear "bitch" mentioned?

Don't even start, sister! Once I get myself unchained from this kennel, you're dog meat. And, by the way, that Hauser doesn't go with your shoes.

 

[Dillinger]

I find that magickal bitches always go best with a nice red whine.

 

[Deborah]

That's not red whine it's blood.

I have an idea for the "immunity challenge." We guess who gets voted off "Survivor" each week. Anybody who is right gets one category knocked off the list.

The "immunity idol" looks just like Dillinger and we hang his balls in effigy.

MP, I can't believe your not pissed about that PMS crack. Must have been a good month for you.

 

[Madame Pandora]

I have an idea for the "immunity challenge." We guess who gets voted off "Survivor" each week. Anybody who is right gets one category knocked off the list.

I'm up for this. I say it's Jerri this week. And who cares if we double up…they’ll just be more than one winner who gets to knock one off. Gee…rules that form without prodding. Who knew?

MP, I can't believe your not pissed about that PMS crack. Must have been a good month for you.

PMS...Pandora's Mental Superiority. Why would I be upset?

*grin*

MP

 

[Madame Pandora]

For the authors here who are bored with the board, here's something that will maybe help with motivation:

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=26002

I won't be posting anything about the game on the GB or this thread anymore

(There, Dill, are you HAPPY now? Rules)

MP