Define Democrat and Republican.

[rat_patrol]

Are you French?

Worse, "socialist" scandanavian.

We believe people like you should be allowed to self-terminate to end your suffering.

 

[HockeyMILF]

Oh, let's see.

(From a friend)

"Hey, I hear your dog had some pups not too long ago."

"Yup, a litter of 5."

"I heard you called them 'democrats' at first and now you call them 'republicans', why's that?"

"After 3 weeks their eyes opened."

I'm going to use this one at my next rally! It'll go over real well with all the regular folks who come out to see me.

 

[HockeyMILF]

Worse, "socialist" scandanavian.

We believe people like you should be allowed to self-terminate to end your suffering.

You should come to our church in Wasilla. Our pastor has helped hundreds of men like you to start liking women again.

 

[rat_patrol]

You should come to our church in Wasilla. Our pastor has helped hundreds of men like you to start liking women again.

I can admit to liking their bodies more than hearing them yap.

 

[HockeyMILF]

I can admit to liking their bodies more than hearing them yap.

Well, sure, that's a good start. We all know us gals tend to yap a bit too much sometimes, but ya know, it's a hormone thing

 

[tmleadr03]

Difference? Honestly I see less and less of a difference between the two. From listening to them you have a choice between a Marxist and a Liberal. Same big government general policy, just different ways of going there.

 

[rat_patrol]

Well, sure, that's a good start. We all know us gals tend to yap a bit too much sometimes, but ya know, it's a hormone thing

Gossip-queen, eh?

I bet you're also high-maintenance.

 

[HockeyMILF]

Difference? Honestly I see less and less of a difference between the two. From listening to them you have a choice between a Marxist and a Liberal. Same big government general policy, just different ways of going there.

Barack Hussein Obama is a Marxist and a Liberal!

And he pals around with Terrorists!

Gossip-queen, eh?

I bet you're also high-maintenance.

I wasn't the president of the PTA for nothin'

 

[rat_patrol]

I wasn't the president of the PTA for nothin'

Were you also voted "most popular" in High School? And President of the Glee Club?

 

[HockeyMILF]

Were you also voted "most popular" in High School? And President of the Glee Club?

Actually, I played basketball and used to go hunting with my daddy, too. But of course, beauty pageants always came first.