I believe there's a book entitled 'Was God An Astronaut' by Erich Von Danniken [sp?]. As Demi Moore is / was married to Bruce Willis and he played the part of an astronaut in his typically indestructible way, then I guess she half qualifies as Jesus. Also, she starred in the film 'Ghost'. That's half way to Holy Ghost. Again, she's not far off meeting the criteria. Some of her films have made me say "God, that's a terrible movie". So I'd venture that Demi Moore is in fact one half of the Holy Trinity (not the one in 'The Matrix', that was someone else). By my reckoning this makes her only one sixth 'Jesus'. I'm not sure about the rest.
but seriously i would have to say a demi-tasse ....
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Jesus Christ, lemi say that a strong expresso demi-tasse in the morning is absolutely heavenly. It is just too divine. lmao