Dennison and McClure's

[nightray]

Scott

I smile as Bobby bends over grabbing two more beers out of my fridge. I say ya you do need to earn round two. I put my hand out taking one of the bears form her hand. I open it and take a long drink. I smile saying now lets see how good you are at convincing hot stuff. I take another slice of pizza nodding my head at it I say you want some breakfast. I look at her a mischief’s spark in my eyes.

I look up as I hear the sound of the catapult I frown and then say you mite want to lock the door or one of my covens mite interfere with your convincing. I chuckle softly as I take a bite out of my pizza.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

I had a saucy little smirk on mah face when Billy done sent 'nother bag o' gram to dem dere enemas place over yonder. Whistlin' whilst I waus a'walkin' I done hearded Sissy man talkin' in his nasty ol' trailer.. I walked on up dere and kicked in da door.
"GOOD MORNIN" YA LAZY BUM!" I stopped short in mah tracks. Sure as shit flys over dere at dem McClure's place there waus an enema in his trailer.
"Why yew low down worthless wussy man! did I not tell yew?! Yew is ova heh' screwin' wit da neighbors, umm enema's agin!" I stomped up to Bobby Sue and got in her face. Mah nose was just itchin' from bein' sos close tew her agin.
"Yew jist best git on outta heh' 'fore I go git mah dawgs on yer ass!" I walked back to da now slammed shut door and kicked it hard enuff of a' dem thingys that hold it on.. whats dem callt? Fuck it. Da door went sailin' in da air and hit da ground within a thud. Smirkin agin, I walked on outta dere to git da hounds on those good fer nuttin' tress..ummm...fuck! Stupid twits...

 

[The GrandMage]

Dwayne McClure

He wandered outside, yawning. "Derned females. Makin' promisin's and not furfilling. Now I'm horny as hell, too."

He wandered barefoot across the grass and dirt, feeling the warmth of the sunshine as he sighed. It seemed like all everyone did around here was fuck, except him. Maybe he should leave. Work odd jobs, make his way somewhere new,....

Then, he heard the screams. Covering his ears, he groaned. "I can't take it anymore. Fuckit." He turned, and began walking. He wasn't sure where he was going, and quite frankly, he didn't care.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

I spotted another one of those enema's walkin outta thier house. hmmmmm, I thought to myself... how to get even? I ran and jumped OUR CRICK, and ran up beside the walkin' McClure..
"where ya goin' Dwayne? Ya git lost some wheres?" He didn't answer me, How rude! I jumped in his path and put mah hands on his chest. "What? not gunna argue wit mah?" He looked a little pissed off.."yew know... Bobby Sue is ova dere screwin' wit Scott... Ya gonna do sumpthin about dat?" I asked innocently... I loved ta stir that bees nest whenever possible..

 

[Seductive Sin]

Cin

I sighed in contentment now. Martin was done passed out and snoring somethin aweful. I got up and got myself dressed, before wandering back towards home. A big smile was plastered on my face, well until I heard the call of "FOUR!" And the noticable thunk of garbage. "Thats it! Damned Billy Dennison!" I stormed over as he locked up the catapult and yanked him around to face me. "And just what do you think you are doing Billy?!" I glared at him, my chest heavin with pent up anger. Now I would have to listen to Bobby Sue bitchin' about the neighbors again and then have to help clean that filthy mess up too! I placed my hands on my hips and got in Billy's face. "WELL?!" My foot was tappin, waiting for some lame excuse..
"Dont you know that is unsanitary? No, I suppose you wouldn't since you didn't attend school! You do that again Billy Dennison and I am going to burn that catapult down to the ground ya hear!?" I wasn't going anywhere though, I wanted a fight dammit.

 

[The GrandMage]

Dwayne McClure

He shrugged, his hands grabbing her wrists and moving her hands off his chest. "I dun't care. I'ma leavin'. Gunna go sermpace where I dun have ta listen ta all the squabbling and put up wit all da fightin'. It just tain't wurth it. Fightin' fer fightin's sake. I'm gunna go, see if I kin fin myself someplace cozy ta rest up, sumplace quite. Sumplace witout any bickerin' and yellin'."

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty Dennison

"awww dont be like dat Dwayne.. Hey I gotta idear.. Come with me!" I grabbed his hand and dragged him along wit me, not carin a hoot if'n he wanted to come along ur not. I stopped at the pond and smiled sweetly. Then with all my might shoved him in back first. Laughing as he went in I jumped in too.
"Come on Dwayne.. No fightin' just some good ol fashioned rompin in da water.." I jumped on him as soon as he came up spurtin water outta his nose and took him under once agin... Laughin as I came up, I seen him peek outta da water, givin me a dirty look... Smiling innocently I waited..

 

[Shoty98]

Bobby Sue

I turned to take the two steps to lock the door when it was kicked in. A who'd ya think was standin dere....if it wern't that dam Kitty. I stood mah ground as she cussed Scott and stormed up ta me..soundin' like a herd a elephants.

There I was standin' nose ta nose with Kitty...Boy somone oughts ta tell her ta brush er teeth once in a whiles. I thought silently as she clammered on bout gettin' da hounds. That sure din scare me much, Considerin' the last time I's had made friends wit dem cute lil hounds. I was fumin' mad by now, first Scott stealin' ma clothes, "B" the sound a one a billy's bag o grams as Kitty always called them and three her yellin' at me gin. That was bout all I coulda take.

I turned back ta Scott "I reckon earnin' round twos gonna have ta wait. I gots sum thins to do." I dranked down the rest a da beer in ma hand and grabbed up ma clothes real fast for Scott could take em again. Slippin' dam on real fast like I jumped outta the trailer onto the door layin' ther and went tords tha back a dere house.

Quietly I peeked ma head round that corner and saws Cin cusin'out Billy. His back was to me and Cin was keepin' him busy. "Perfect" I whispered and tip toed real quiet like over tords da barn. It wasn't long for I found their dern hose and turned it on. Chuckling I beguns to hum a little tune a "Singin' in da rain" while I put ma finger or the end a da hose makin' it spry real good and pointin' it up ins da air. I watched dem stupid animals all look up into the water as it was fallin' on dem.

Witin a few minutes, they was all layin' on da ground and I was perfectly satisfied wit the job I hads done. I shut off da hose and dropped it to da ground, gigglin' the whole time.. "Sees how they like eatin' dere Turkeys alls in one week." with that I took off inta da woods and took a round bout way home.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

Dwayne was just no fun today. "Alrighty Dwayne, I reckon yew's jist a little miffed 'bout sumthin.. So perhaps later ya'll meet me in da barn?" I smiled ever so sweetly and walked outta MAH POND! and up tew da house.
I glanced over and seen the turkey's all layin down, "Stop layin down on da job! Stoopid birds.." I walked on ova to Billy, hearin his voice. I stopped in mah tracks. "Cin McClure git yer ho'in arse off'a mah proper-tee! NOW Git!" I turned and glared at Billy, "Yew gittin' fresh with them agin Billy?"
I didn't have time to listen to his explan..ummm excuses Ma was callin' fer me again.
"Alright Ma! Be right there!" I turned and glanced at Billy and that lard ass Cin who wasn't leavin' like I dune tolt her tew. "I'll be back, gist yew wait.."
I turned and ran up to the house, Ma was wavin around that damned weddin dress of her's again.
"Ma! I tolt ya I am not marryin Billy!" I folded my arms across my chest and Ma grabbed my ear, jerkin me inside. "OH YES Yew are Katherine Mae!" I groaned, I hated that name...
"Now git this dress on, Pa's gettin' everything ready for the nuptuals... In a few minutes yer gonna be hitched.. Come hell or high water..."
I was wishin for high water right about then, Dammit. I was not ready fer marriage. Slowly I got the dress on, and Ma screamed out the door for Billy and Scott to get their asses in the house for the nuptuals...

 

[nightray]

Scott

I watch as Bobby Levis I sye frustrated as I drain my beer. I look up as I hear Ma calling for me and Billy. I smile evilly now this is going to be fun Kitty is going to get her self hitch to the pig screwier. I stand up and change in to a cleaner T Shirt. I then walk up to the house with a wide smile on my face. I walk in to the house saying “Ok ma lets get this wedin over with.” I chuckle and say “I wonder if Billy can even get it up for kitty her on the honey moon.” I lean agenst a wall watching as they prepare a chukil escaping my lips evry so often.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

Not likin' Scott's little devilish grin, I reached out and popped him one with my fist in the shoulder, "Hesh ap! dammit all to hell!" Ma smacked me for swearin' and scott's grin just made me even more furious. Glaring at Scott I waited until Ma's back was turned and popped him agin.
"That's fer laughin' instead a helpin' ya dolt!"
Ma poked me and tolt me to stand still, yeah right. As soon as she wasn't lookin, I kicked scott agin for good measure.
"Yew best hush 'fore I tell Ma yew got me pregnant and you haffin' ta marry me instead!" I grinned evilly, now dat would be funny!
"Ooooooooh Ma.... Guess what..." I grinned watchin Scott turn three shades of white....

 

[The GrandMage]

Dwayne McClure

A little more wet, and a little more determined, he once again took to the road. Trudging along, his shoulders slumped, he wondered what he would do. Of course, thinking wasn't his strongest suit, so eventually he just wandered.

"Shoulda packed me a lunch...."

 

[Seductive Sin]

Cin

I spotted Dwayne walkin past the house, dripping wet and angry apparently. Hmmm, he must have ran into a Dennison. Poor guy.. I felt pity for him and then something more.
Why not? I asked myself.
He was attractive, horny and damned if he didn't have a nice ass.
"Hey Cousin! Wait up for me.." I jogged up beside Dwayne and kept pace with him.
"Interested in entertaining a cousin for awhile?" My most inviting voice imaginable, I smiled sweetly at him.
"Come on, just a little while.. I promise not to keep you for very long. I just ummm, need help in my trailer fixin a light.. please? For me?" I used my best 'helpless' female routine.

 

[nightray]

Scott

I feel my blood run out of my face then I think well if she wants to play it that way. I smile evilly and say “Ma I need to tell you something Billy didn’t get her pregnant you should of regard that out sins he’s always with that pig of he’s.” I smile evilly knowing that Kitty would not like what I’m about to say. I pos looking at Kitty letting her now what I’m about to say. My smile grows bigger as she mouths you wouldn’t dare. I then continue “It was me I got her pregnant we where drunk and skinny dipping when it happened.” I catch Kitties hand as she tries to hit me agene. I pole her close to me looking at ma saying “I just can’t let my love marry some one ells.” I lean down and whisper in her ear you shouldn’t have kicked me last night I was going to try and help but now I chuckle evilly.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

"Why yew low down dirty snake!" i hissed a whisper in his ear. "I'll git even for that one ya hear!" I turned around and glanced at Ma, "He lies ma! He ummmm, shit!"
Ma yelled at me agin for swearin'. Sighin' I was really angry now wit Scott.
"Im gonna beat yew inta a black and blew pulp!" My hands on mah hips as I glared at Scott.
"I'm not marryin yew! And I am not marryin' Billy neither!"
Ma slapped my rump and tolt me I was marryin' one or da other. I had best figure out who was da daddy and real quick like, pa was comin down da stairs..
"dammit!" I chewed my bottom lip furiously. What waus I to do now?!
"Billy Git in here boy! It's time!" Ma yelled out da door, pa stood in the corner wit the family bible and scott was grinning like a idiot!
grumbling under mah breath I had to figure somethin' out and right quick.
I had ta marry one or da other..
Billy was mah best bet, he would leave me be.
I glaced at Scott, "tell ma you lied Scott.. Right now!" I bent over to him and whispered, "or i'm tellin pa yew was screwin' Bobby Sue! an you best help me git outta this whole mess or else mister!"

 

[nightray]

Scott

I chuckle saying “go ahead tell pa see if I cair” I grin evilly thinking I have something on hem. I say “Go on tell pa he won’t do a thing to me I hav some thing on hem so he want dair.” I retch around and pinch her butt hard chuckling at her outraged squeal. I say “And what makes you think I want to help you out of this after the way you’ve been treating me lately you don’t deserve my help.”

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

I stucked my tongue out at Scott, "Well I wouldn't marry yew if'n yew were the last man on earth! so what if Billy doesn't give me any attention, at least he's sweet.." I hushed my mouth up real quick like when ma bellowed again for Billy to come inside. Turning I walked over to Ma and whispered in her ear a little something. She smiled and nodded her head. All was set. Soon I would be hitched ta Billy.
If'n he ever got his hind end in da house that is..

 

[nightray]

Scott

I smile ass Kitty whispers in her ma’s ear I walk past pinching Kitty’s ass agene as pass. I say I’ll go fined the poor man I wouldn’t blame hem if he ran for his life. I chuckle as I walk down to the barn. I look in side bellowing BILLY GIT YOUR ASS OUT HER AND MARRY KITTY BEFORE I’m STUKE WITH THE UP TIT WENCH.”

 

[poohlive]

Billy sat down on the bed, looking at Pa. He had been in the room for nearly a half hour now, staring back at the wall. It was their parents bedroom, and for the longest time he had just sat there, trying not to hear the music and other things outside.
Jitters had gotten him bad. Thankfully Pa came in from time to time, getting him a couple of stiff drinks.
"It's ok, I went through the same thing. Just need to get drunk, say, 'I do' then go into the bathroom and puke your guts out."
He gave a half smile, but it still didn't help him at all. Spending the rest of your life with one woman. Divorce wasn't an answer, not over here. Ma and Pa would take them into the desert and bury them both.
All three.
He sighed.
"I made a promise to Ma, I can't let her down. Family came from all over the country," he looked out at the procession. Nearly fifty family members were sittingi n various things they used as chairs, dressed in their bests, which included pants.
His father came out, nodding for the man in the corner to turn on the radio. The music was faint and static, but it rang across the yard.
Slowly, Billy emerged from the house.

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

Ma poked me and shoved me out the door, hauntingly i strolled down the porch and over to Billy. Who by the way looked nearly three different shades of green. I raised a brow in question, wondering what was buggin' him, but held my tongue. Preacher said some words. He said "Sure" I said "Yeah" And poof, it was over with. Billy was whisked away for "man talk" And I was shuffled into the livingroom to look at gifts.
Yawning I kicked back in the chair, sitting totally unlady like and bored completely. Was that even a legal marriage? Who knew, Ma mentioned something about constipation? No it was consumation, who knows. Anyways it was already done did thing and the 'bun' was in the oven, what ever that meant. So's apparently nothing more to do but git drunk on mooshine and pass out. Which all of them were heading to do right about now.
"Welp, at least mah name didn't change none... Hate stupid last names anywaus.." Ma laughed and Aunt didi spit shine out her nose. I shrugged it off and sat in the rocking chair, rockin back and forth.

 

[nightray]

Scott

I watch as the two get marred Billy looking distinctly sick at the idea. I think I don’t blame hem none. After the ceremony I walk down to the pond sitting and looking at the water relaxing with a big jar of moon shine. I drink deeply still chuckling to my self thinking they will make a very interesting cupil. I start singing in a loud frog crook of a voice “hear comes the bride run for you life.” I laugh loudly trying to imagine what there honey moon is going to be like with hem slipping with that there pig I snicker at the thought.

 

[Shoty98]

Bobby Sue

Whens I came outta dem woods there was a whole mess a people filin' all differnt directions in the Dennison's yard. More dam enamies I was bettin'. I wondered gist what in the sam hill was goin' on here taday?

First thins first..I had ta find out whose all these people were then I could go from there. I made ma way slowly round the back a da house and saw a figure sittin' down by our pond. Alls I could see was the back a it, him, she, I didn' knows who it was. I wandered on downs there, noticin' that it were Scott sittin' dere wit a jug a our moonshine.

"Whas up at yer place, seems like sumones is gettin' hitched er sumthin'." I spoke as I sat down beside him. Grabbin' up his bottle a moonshine an takin' a long drink a it. "Sorrys bout yer door on yer trailer, did ya git it fixed up right proper?" I smiled my softest smile at him.

 

[nightray]

Scott

I smile up at Bobby Sue as she takes my jug asking what's all the fuss was about. I smile evilly saying “Kitty and Billy are now hitched.” I laugh falling to my back looking in to the sky. I say ‘Imagine they both hate echuther and even if they didn’t she won’t get any form hem.” My look over at bobby looking her up and down. I say “And as for the dam door its still broke but I’m sheer we can fined some place more privet if you would like. I smile mischifisly as I retch up and tickle her ribes.

 

[RosaD]

OOC
Keep going

 

[Sweetp4u]

Kitty

I waus in a might fine tiss-ee fit! No one waus payin' may any attention! Danburnit. Billy had done and gone vanished on mah, Scott tew. Ma was being a right pain in da arse. Sighin' I stood up from that rockin' chair ova yonder and hiked up that damned dress. I waus going fer a stroll somewhars, and thats all dere waus tew it!
damned lacey thingy kept hangin' ova mah face, itchin' and makin mah sneeze tons. Then dat damned skirt was itchin' mah legs, an ma made me wear panties! PANTIES! of all gawd aweful thangs on dis earth, PANTIES! Mah butt itched tew. Swearin every colorful werd I knew I made mah way down to da Pond and spotted bobby sue and Scott yakkin agin.
Damned enema's! Alwaus tress...crick crossin'!
I done heard Scott's little laughin joke and narrowed mah eyes a teenie bit.
Walkin up behind him, I kicked him in the hind end agin and sent him inta dat pond. "Good fer nutthin couzins.." I sat down next ta Bobby Sue and sighed.
"I swear i waus adopted or found er sumpthin..." Tearin off the lacey annoyin thang on mah head I tossed it behind me inta the weeds ova yonder.
"I reckon I waus doomed from birth... Yew sure im not some stupid McClure? I got you'ins bad luck.." I sighed agin, this was jist not mah day.