Destroy My Dream

[BubblyBookworm]

The object of this is to have a dreamy wish. Then, the person who posts after must grant it. But, they must put a "add on" to the dream that destroys it!

For example.

I wish I had the most money of anyone in the world!

Done but the world stops using money and switches back to rocks as currency.

I wish I had a closet full of silken teddies!

 

[Everyday_Man]

I wish I had a closet full of silken teddies!

Done, but every time you put them on you grow an inch of back hair ...


I wish I had a large hammer I could use to nail people into the earth with one downward strike atop their heads.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Done, but every time you put them on you grow an inch of back hair ...


I wish I had a large hammer I could use to nail people into the earth with one downward strike atop their heads.

Done, but the hammer is made of rubber, and their bodies just rise to the clouds.

I wish I had a chest full of vibrators and toys.....

 

[midwest_texan]

Done but vibrators and toys no longer bring you pleasure.

I wish I retired to a sunny beach

 

[L8tnIt]

I wish I retired to a sunny beach

The beach you stay on has virtually no ozone layer to protect you from harmful solar radiation. In 4 days alone, you advance to stage 3 skin cancer.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Done but vibrators and toys no longer bring you pleasure.

I wish I retired to a sunny beach

Done, but it is rainy; and the beach has washed away with the ocean being full of sewage.

I wish I could have a thousand deep, wet kisses.....

 

[GentleBastard]

Done but vibrators and toys no longer bring you pleasure.

I wish I retired to a sunny beach

Due to global warming, your hometown in TX is now beachfront. You live on the beach...but you still have to go to work.

I wish I had a new car. A sexy red GTI, with a stick shift and a turbocharger.

 

[mulehead61]

Done but vibrators and toys no longer bring you pleasure.

I wish I retired to a sunny beach

Done...but a hurricane hits tomorrow

I wish I had taken that Air Force offer to become a pilot.

 

[tnh_06]

Done, but it is rainy; and the beach has washed away with the ocean being full of sewage.

I wish I could have a thousand deep, wet kisses.....

Done, wait, I have to enjoy them first, mmmmm oh yeah, ok, now, but every deep wet kiss is laced with pestilence and disease that wracks your body within hours.


I wish I could find one good woman that I could have outstanding sex with on a regular basis.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Due to global warming, your hometown in TX is now beachfront. You live on the beach...but you still have to go to work.

I wish I had a new car. A sexy red GTI, with a stick shift and a turbocharger.

Done, but the stick shift malfunctions and you land in a ditch.

I wish I had a whole refrigerator full of ice cream......

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Done, but she is terrible in bed, and has bad breath.

I wish I could find a man who would bring me some whipped cream.

 

[EctoJohn]

Done, but she is terrible in bed, and has bad breath.

I wish I could find a man who would bring me some whipped cream.

Done, but he expects $10 every time.

I wish I could find the love of my life.

 

[Queen2B]

Done, but she is terrible in bed, and has bad breath.

I wish I could find a man who would bring me some whipped cream.

Done, but he keeps putting it in your ear.

I wish I had a personal chauffeur.

 

[1sickbastard]

Done, but he keeps putting it in your ear.

I wish I had a personal chauffeur.

You do, however, he's an alcoholic, never gets you to where your going on time, and will total your car on a weekly basis.

I dream of going on a space flight.

 

[Queen2B]

You do, however, he's an alcoholic, never gets you to where your going on time, and will total your car on a weekly basis.

I dream of going on a space flight.

Done, but you shit your pants once you hit zero gravity.

I dream of hitting the lottery.

 

[1sickbastard]

Done, but you shit your pants once you hit zero gravity.

I dream of hitting the lottery.

I'm fine with that trade off, particularly as flight suits are designed to accommodate such mishaps.

You win the lottery, but accidentally destroyed the winning ticket before you could cash it in.

I dream of a really yummy, tasty cheeseburger.

 

[Queen2B]

I'm fine with that trade off, particularly as flight suits are designed to accommodate such mishaps.

You win the lottery, but accidentally destroyed the winning ticket before you could cash it in.

I dream of a really yummy, tasty cheeseburger.

done but you get food poisoning, lose half of your intestines and have to shit in a bag for rest of your life.

I want to own my own home, my nearest neighbor is about 5 miles away.

 

[1sickbastard]

done but you get food poisoning, lose half of your intestines and have to shit in a bag for rest of your life.

I want to own my own home, my nearest neighbor is about 5 miles away.

And that's where the cops find your body, some weeks after you died all alone.

I Dream of Jeanie...

 

[BubblyBookworm]

And that's where the cops find your body, some weeks after you died all alone.

I Dream of Jeanie...

Done, but she's a man who doesn't make wishes come true.

I wish for a Naughty lover.....

 

[TheJestersAdvocate]

Done, but she's a man who doesn't make wishes come true.

I wish for a Naughty lover.....

Done, but all they do is spill things and forget their manners.

I wish I could go on vacation.

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Done, but all they do is spill things and forget their manners.

I wish I could go on vacation.

Done, but the resort floods, and your belongings are stolen.

I wish I could have 50 pairs of heels.

 

[smtst5]

Done, but the resort floods, and your belongings are stolen.

I wish I could have 50 pairs of heels.

Done, but all 50 pair are the same style and color.

I wish I won the lottery

 

[BubblyBookworm]

Done, but all 50 pair are the same style and color.

I wish I won the lottery

Darn, the winnings are 5000. tubes of chapstick.

I wish I had satin sheets.....

 

[smtst5]

Darn, the winnings are 5000. tubes of chapstick.

I wish I had satin sheets.....

You have them but the silkworms have come to reclaim their silk

I dream of going to a nude beach

 

[Everyday_Man]

You have them but the silkworms have come to reclaim their silk

I dream of going to a nude beach

Done, but it's for lepers & you are designated to apply the sun block.

I wish I was the world's greatest knot tyer.