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Yes, yes she would.

I'm sorry to shatter your illusions, but DGO is female, and as such is two-timing, wicked and evil. It's the nature of the female race, I fear. *nods*

But if you listen to me, I shall try and keep you safe.

:)

I fear Mother Nature will be sending lightning to strike you down :eek:
 
I fear Mother Nature will be sending lightning to strike you down :eek:

Oh no. I'm led on, you see. It's like having to watch a posse of beautiful naked girls wantonly beckoning to me from behind a wall of six inch thick Plexiglas trying to coax me into a state of readiness without any prospect of release. All I can do is lay in my narrow bed at night, picturing myself entwined with all these various tormentors.

~ Not that I'd have the faintest idea what it's like to watch a black dress twirl, the hem flaring upwards daringly, giving me a brief yet delicious glimpse of voluptuous thighs clad in sheer nylon from behind a Plexiglas wall.

~ It's all so very terrible for me.

~ I'm sure MN will forgive me. :)
 
Oh no. I'm led on, you see. It's like having to watch a posse of beautiful naked girls wantonly beckoning to me from behind a wall of six inch thick Plexiglas trying to coax me into a state of readiness without any prospect of release. All I can do is lay in my narrow bed at night, picturing myself entwined with all these various tormentors.

~ Not that I'd have the faintest idea what it's like to watch a black dress twirl, the hem flaring upwards daringly, giving me a brief yet delicious glimpse of voluptuous thighs clad in sheer nylon from behind a Plexiglas wall.

~ It's all so very terrible for me.

~ I'm sure MN will forgive me. :)

if MN doesn't get ya some one else will ;):D
 
if MN doesn't get ya some one else will ;):D

But surely to watch her hands caress the gleaming metal as she turns around, coming to rest with her back against the pole, bending at the knees and sliding down its length until her thighs are parallel, running her fingers along the tops of her thighs, leering wantonly is O.k?

She is only dancing after all. :D
 
But surely to watch her hands caress the gleaming metal as she turns around, coming to rest with her back against the pole, bending at the knees and sliding down its length until her thighs are parallel, running her fingers along the tops of her thighs, leering wantonly is O.k?

She is only dancing after all. :D

sounds more like Cardio Strip class to me :eek:
 
I don't consider anyone on lit a close or personal friend! Not even you!

Aww, you know what I've always liked about you?

Your compassionate nature. Even when people say I don't exist I've always known you're there for me in ICQ. :)
 
Aww, you know what I've always liked about you?

Your compassionate nature. Even when people say I don't exist I've always known you're there for me in ICQ. :)

I'll have to look up my old ICQ number. It's been years since I've been there. The last time I was on ICQ there wasn't much going on.
 
I'll have to look up my old ICQ number. It's been years since I've been there. The last time I was on ICQ there wasn't much going on.

Still isn't. *laughs*

I shall confess to you my pet peeve is IM. It's the editing thing you see, if I get half an hour to say 'Hi' I can be quite alluring.
 
hello hello hello......what's up? i hope you're still feeling well dgo. you need to take care of yourself. i'd hate to be the only sarcastic one here.......
 
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