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How are you doing on this Nice day.
Sunday its suppose to get to 50 deg f here.

Same here! It's 28 now. I'm waiting until it reaches 35 or until my groceries are delivered and I'm headed out for a walk.

Monday I'll start my program downstairs at the fitness center. I've been given the okay to use the bike......slowly and not for too long. It's a start, but everything has to start somewhere.

My younger, much younger, sister has been on my case since I was hospitalized. She wants me to get back to the things I once did. Today I even put on earrings.......something I wouldn't have been caught dead without two years ago. Once I got to work without them and put paper clips in my ears. Yeah the kids thought that was hilarious. After that I left a pair at work.
 
Same here! It's 28 now. I'm waiting until it reaches 35 or until my groceries are delivered and I'm headed out for a walk.

Monday I'll start my program downstairs at the fitness center. I've been given the okay to use the bike......slowly and not for too long. It's a start, but everything has to start somewhere.

My younger, much younger, sister has been on my case since I was hospitalized. She wants me to get back to the things I once did. Today I even put on earrings.......something I wouldn't have been caught dead without two years ago. Once I got to work without them and put paper clips in my ears. Yeah the kids thought that was hilarious. After that I left a pair at work.

Thats cool. That sounds like somethig I would do.

My wife is after me to start working out too.
We have a thing that when we are 90 we still want to chase each other around the bed. I won't tell you what we will do once we catch each other.....:D
 
Good morning Everyone!


I'm packed up and ready to run off for the day. I called one sister last night and she has gotten a hold of all the other sisters and our momma looks like we are gonna party by the pool tonight. :D
 
Thats cool. That sounds like somethig I would do.

My wife is after me to start working out too.
We have a thing that when we are 90 we still want to chase each other around the bed. I won't tell you what we will do once we catch each other.....:D

You'll fall on the bed exhausted and sleep.

I haven't been active since I quit working. At work I was always on the move. The picture of the teacher sitting at her desk all day didn't apply to me until my knees starting acting up.

I hope to volunteer at a school where I know the principal and literacy coach (or whatever they're calling them now). I want to teach mini-lessons though. I'm not the tutoring type. Since I still have a valid teaching certificate there's no problem with me taking a class. All I have to do is to update my police report.......oops, I forgot about that.
 
Good morning Everyone!


I'm packed up and ready to run off for the day. I called one sister last night and she has gotten a hold of all the other sisters and our momma looks like we are gonna party by the pool tonight. :D



I heard about the last party. Didn't they arrest all of you and place your kids in foster care?
 
I just moved my name up on the 'No Fly List' by asking how much a Crest ultrasonic firearm cleaning system costs and if a private citizen could purchase one. I wonder how long before the FBI knocks on my door.
 
I just moved my name up on the 'No Fly List' by asking how much a Crest ultrasonic firearm cleaning system costs and if a private citizen could purchase one. I wonder how long before the FBI knocks on my door.

O.k Ma'am

Now, just follow my instructions and no one will get hurt. Most importantly me.

This is a bust ...

Oh, I see you've got one.

Sorry, wrong number.
 
Interpol called earlier to ask what I knew about you.

Damn.

Then there are obviously traitors to my cause in this community who believe that what I do should be safe sane and consensual! These turn coats have no idea the damage their treasonous ramblings have on the greater good.

But they can be dealt with, DGO.

Oh yes.

They can be dealt with.
 
Damn.

Then there are obviously traitors to my cause in this community who believe that what I do should be safe sane and consensual! These turn coats have no idea the damage their treasonous ramblings have on the greater good.

But they can be dealt with, DGO.

Oh yes.

They can be dealt with.

How do you plan to deal with them?
 
Damn.

Then there are obviously traitors to my cause in this community who believe that what I do should be safe sane and consensual! These turn coats have no idea the damage their treasonous ramblings have on the greater good.

But they can be dealt with, DGO.

Oh yes.

They can be dealt with.

*James Bond Theme in the background* Don't worry, I hear Bush destroyed all your tapes too!
 
How do you plan to deal with them?

Whippings, hot oils and waxes, scourging, severe canings, punishment enemas, tight biting clamps and sharp scratching mats for then to lay upon.

If you wish to take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer, call today and you will receive a radio/alarm clock free of charge with your admission to the program

But wait, there's more!

If you chose to leave the program, you can keep the radio/alarm as your free gift from me.
 
Whippings, hot oils and waxes, scourging, severe canings, punishment enemas, tight biting clamps and sharp scratching mats for then to lay upon.

If you wish to take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer, call today and you will receive a radio/alarm clock free of charge with your admission to the program

But wait, there's more!

If you chose to leave the program, you can keep the radio/alarm as your free gift from me.

Could I have a toaster instead?
 
*James Bond Theme in the background* Don't worry, I hear Bush destroyed all your tapes too!

Erm .. not being all political or anything, but last I heard Bush was going to bomb the Canary islands in an effort to wipe out bird-flu.

I think I'll stick with plan A just for now.

:D
 
Erm .. not being all political or anything, but last I heard Bush was going to bomb the Canary islands in an effort to wipe out bird-flu.

I think I'll stick with plan A just for now.

:D

That sounds like him.
 
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