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is this your result?
done_got_old
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I'm not taking the test.
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Me??
I never said anything worth hearing.
Finally, the truth!
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I may have lied there
You would never lie, would you?
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Everyone who followed the directions will get 20 bonus points. I thought I copied and pasted the correct link, but it was the link I had used to update the Christmas Tree in my signature. Essa you will get the bonus points! Now on to the real test.
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Santa Claus
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Morrigu's holiday party. It was Blue_Master who ruined the punch with too much lemon-lime. I can't help it if I drank 35 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like almond.
I thought it was funny when I put DGO's panties on my head and danced the chicken dance on the desk while singing `Come Away With Me'. I didn't mean to break Morrigu's violet wand and don't know why Morrigu would accuse me of jay walking.
I don't remember calling Kylan's sister a slick goat---even though she looked like one with brown eye shadow and pink lipstick!
And when I threw up on Essa's friend's finger, it was only because I ate too much cookies.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Toyota through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a warm kitty and have me arrested for arson!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all yummy and felicitous. And I'm really not to blame for any of this curmudgeonly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and adversely yours,
BlueMorpho (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 17 bucks!
Warning, folks... it doesn't like Firefox. I had to do it with MSIE.
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Morrigu's holiday party. It was Blue_Master who ruined the punch with too much lemon-lime. I can't help it if I drank 35 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like almond.
I thought it was funny when I put DGO's panties on my head and danced the chicken dance on the desk while singing `Come Away With Me'. I didn't mean to break Morrigu's violet wand and don't know why Morrigu would accuse me of jay walking.
I don't remember calling Kylan's sister a slick goat---even though she looked like one with brown eye shadow and pink lipstick!
And when I threw up on Essa's friend's finger, it was only because I ate too much cookies.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Toyota through my neighbor's kitchen. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a warm kitty and have me arrested for arson!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all yummy and felicitous. And I'm really not to blame for any of this curmudgeonly stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and adversely yours,
BlueMorpho (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 17 bucks!
Warning, folks... it doesn't like Firefox. I had to do it with MSIE.
BlueMorpho
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Try it on a different browser. It didn't work for me on Firefox, but it worked just fine on MSIE.
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Here's the link.
http://www.literacyrules.com/dear_santab.htm
I should have remembered that it won't work on Firefox. I posted a different one earlier this year. I'm forgetful.....but I have done got old!
Santa Claus
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Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at lj's holiday party. It was DGO who ruined the punch with too much Cherry. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Rose.
I thought it was funny when I put Sase's paunties on my head and danced the meringue on the table while singing `Killing Me Softly'. I didn't mean to break lj's lawn mower and don't know why lj would accuse me of larsony.
I don't remember calling Gearge's sister a hard pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Jenny's friend's Elbow, it was only because I ate too much Banana.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 2CV through my neighbor's chimney. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a blunt Fox and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all large and wrinkled. And I'm really not to blame for any of this torn stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Al (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 4 bucks!
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at lj's holiday party. It was DGO who ruined the punch with too much Cherry. I can't help it if I drank 3 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Rose.
I thought it was funny when I put Sase's paunties on my head and danced the meringue on the table while singing `Killing Me Softly'. I didn't mean to break lj's lawn mower and don't know why lj would accuse me of larsony.
I don't remember calling Gearge's sister a hard pig---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and green lipstick!
And when I threw up on Jenny's friend's Elbow, it was only because I ate too much Banana.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my 2CV through my neighbor's chimney. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a blunt Fox and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all large and wrinkled. And I'm really not to blame for any of this torn stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
Al (Really a nice boy!)
P.S. It's only 4 bucks!
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O.k..what the hell is a digit character?
Yes I'm that thick
Yes I'm that thick
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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Rich's holiday party. It was Jim who ruined the punch with too much Cherry Coke. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Strawberry.
I thought it was funny when I put Jessica's Shirt on my head and danced the No on the Table while singing `Everything I Do'. I didn't mean to break Rich's PDA and don't know why Rich would accuse me of None.
I don't remember calling Will's sister a jump pig---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Jessica's friend's boob, it was only because I ate too much cheese.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Saturn through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a run horse and have me arrested for none!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all bored and tired. And I'm really not to blame for any of this drive stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and pretty yours,
Brian (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good Boy.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at Rich's holiday party. It was Jim who ruined the punch with too much Cherry Coke. I can't help it if I drank 13 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Strawberry.
I thought it was funny when I put Jessica's Shirt on my head and danced the No on the Table while singing `Everything I Do'. I didn't mean to break Rich's PDA and don't know why Rich would accuse me of None.
I don't remember calling Will's sister a jump pig---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Jessica's friend's boob, it was only because I ate too much cheese.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Saturn through my neighbor's living room. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a run horse and have me arrested for none!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all bored and tired. And I'm really not to blame for any of this drive stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and pretty yours,
Brian (Really a nice Boy!)
P.S. It's only 13 bucks!
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I've tried in Firefox and Internet Explorer and it won't do the last number...
You can fail me, see if I care
You can fail me, see if I care
done_got_old
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I've tried in Firefox and Internet Explorer and it won't do the last number...
You can fail me, see if I care
As you can see, others were successful. Seriously though, I have no idea why it won't work. I've used it for years with IE. This was a project I did with my students.
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Santa Claus
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at DGO's holiday party. It was Essa who ruined the punch with too much orange. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.
I thought it was funny when I put Brad's shirt on my head and danced the chicken dance on the chair while singing `love shack'. I didn't mean to break Patty's vibrator and don't know why Patty would accuse me of robbery.
I don't remember calling Dennis's sister a long cow---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Mike's friend's arm, it was only because I ate too much nachos.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my expedition through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a big dog and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all very and hot. And I'm really not to blame for any of this deep stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
as2u (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 11 bucks!
North Pole, Earth
Dear Santa,
I have been a good girl.
It really wasn't my fault what happened at DGO's holiday party. It was Essa who ruined the punch with too much orange. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like vanilla.
I thought it was funny when I put Brad's shirt on my head and danced the chicken dance on the chair while singing `love shack'. I didn't mean to break Patty's vibrator and don't know why Patty would accuse me of robbery.
I don't remember calling Dennis's sister a long cow---even though she looked like one with yellow eye shadow and red lipstick!
And when I threw up on Mike's friend's arm, it was only because I ate too much nachos.
After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my expedition through my neighbor's bedroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a big dog and have me arrested for murder!
So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all very and hot. And I'm really not to blame for any of this deep stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!
Sincerely and quickly yours,
as2u (Really a nice girl!)
P.S. It's only 11 bucks!
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