Diablo 2(for the uninitiated, there will be, once again, guidelines)

[Morgoth]

Morgoth took another barrel of ale and wiped away the residues.

 

[Ravenloft]

Eliah:

With a nod, Eliah came to Alic's side and walked with him, in search of the others.

 

[Necromencer2]

OCC: *awakes suddenly from his cyber sleep* Well, lokes like we can finally go kick some demon ass! My war axe is ready and sharp and its ready for some combat!!

OC: Orion awoke suddenly from his slumber. Grabing his axe, he watched as two people, a large warrior and a strong looking woman passed. Blending into the shadows, he slipped into the night, heading for the gate.

OCC: Damn it! Its like walking inot a war camp with no guards! Somebody discover me or I will suicide!

 

[Neale]

Thorr

Having wandered the universe, utterly failing in his quest to rescue virgins, and returning to consume massive, mind-numbing quantities of ale, while awaiting the two love-birds, Thorr was quite ready to kill something. Preferably in a very messy fashion. He stood, and declaimed "Thorr go out back. When Thorr come back, Thorr ready to go kill evil things."

Soon after his departure, people walking by the tavern could hear a sound not unlike a stream of water hitting a building. However, it went on for several minutes. A small crowd gathered nearby, placing bets as to just how long it could go on. Finally, longer than anyone had bet to be possible, the sound stopped, and Thorr stepped from behind the building. Seeing the crowd gathered, all very carefully not staring in his direction, he approached them. "Hokay! What you guys doing?"

 

[Angelus]

OOC: All I can say is absolutely brilliant post Neale.... that one brought tears to my eyes.

IC: Alic walked towards the tent with one hand around Eliah's shoulders and enjoying the feeling of having her so close when suddenly he felt something that was not quite right and turned to Eliah, "There is someone following us," he whispered.
He then turned suddenly and drew his sword, the light from its blade shining onto the warrior that was standing there.
"What is it that you want here. Tell me now or we will kill you where you stand."

 

[Lady_Siren]

Siren was lost in thought as she stared off into the distance. She heard Thorr leave and watched at the crowd gathered. Shrugging she took another sip on her drink and awaited Alic's and Eliah's return.

 

[Ravenloft]

Eliah:

Placing a hand against the flat of Alic's blade, Eliah lowered his sword and caught his eye. "Alic, my love, that is no way to greet a fellow champion against Diablo... Do you really think the sisters would let someone who was up to no good enter the encampment?"

 

[Angelus]

"You are right my love. They would not let anyone with evil intentions enter this encampment."
He slid his sword back into its sheath and walked with Eliah towards the warrior.

 

[Necromencer2]

When the paladin turned and drew steel, Orion knew his gme was up. Carefully approaching the pair, me made sure his war axe was in plain veiw.

" My name is Orion the Hunter and I am looking for the Demoness Andarial. Can you help me?", the directness of the question surprised the couple. Orion walked closer to the man with his sword now sheathed. " What are your names?".

 

[Angelus]

My name is Alic Tenthal and this is my love Eliah. We too are looking for the demon Andariel as we have to destroy a dark knight of hers and a weapon that he has in his possession. Will you help us is this quest?"

 

[Necromencer2]

Orion told them he would gladly help them defeat Andarial.


OCC: SHIT! I gotta go to bed, big test tommorow

 

[Neale]

Thorr

OOC: *blushes and bows*

 

[Morgoth]

Morgoth yawned, but stayed awake. He heard a commotion outside, and walked out the tent, pulling out his poleaxe. He stumbled upon Alic, Eliah, and Orion. "Hey, you*hiccup*, sexy lady, paladin man, wierdo *burp* can we go kill*hiccup* stuff yet?" asked the finally drunk necromancer before falling to the ground in unconsciousness.

 

[Angelus]

Alic looked down at Morgoth and then at Eliah and Orion with a confused look on his face. What had they missed, he wondered as he bent down and picked Morgoth up, throwing him over his shoulder. He then looked at Eliah and Orion and asked them to follow him before he walked towards the ale tent to see what was going on.

 

[Ravenloft]

Eliah:

In silence, Eliah trailed along behind Alic. She thought upon their union only minutes old. He was a good and strong man, he lacked cowardice, he had showed her love, unconditionally. And for all this her heart was his. She knew deep down inside that they would die for one another if need be. Somehow she felt that it would never come to that though. They would fight with all their might against the encroaching evils, their respective godesses and their indisputable love for one another would see them through, she knew this in her heart of hearts.

 

[Morgoth]

Morgoth's unconsciousness didn't last long, so he awoke on Alic's shoulder. But he was still far to drunk to walk. He groaned loudly and clutched his head in pain.

 

[Angelus]

Alic smiled when he heard the groan and he knew that Morgoth would have a sore head the next morning. He walked into the tent and placed Morgoth on a seat before he looked at every one and saw that most of them were in the same state as Morgoth. He turned to Eliah and smiled before he took her hand in his.

 

[Necromencer2]

OCC: HAH HAH! 84% on my science test!

OC:

Orion was in a state of shock! He had never seen a Necromencer drunk! Shaking his head, he followed the group away from the bar and towards the sleeping tents....

 

[Morgoth]

Morgoth was too drunk to even stay on the seat. In seconds he had fallen off, smashing his already smarting head on a barstool. "OW!" he yelped, having the sense to put out his hands. He rolled over and bashed his face into the bar. "OW! Motherfucking lord-bitching shithead fucking uncle-raping son of damn-shit devils...!" cursed Morgoth loudly, continuing to churn out more and more insulting insults than anyone, even Thorr, had ever heard. The one "Social" skill the necrmancers by far exceled at was their curses. And Morgoth had memorized all 500,000 and was quickly spitting them out, even though he was drunk as an ox.

 

[Neale]

Thorr

Oddly enough, the gathered crowd melted away at Thorr's approach. The barbarian stalked back into the bar in time to catch one amazing string of invective from a very drunken friend of his. Thorr paid careful attention, because a precise memory was an important part of being a member of a non-literate society, and these curses were simply outstanding!

"Hey, Nekkie! You don't look so good! I get healer."

 

[Morgoth]

Morgoth turned to look at Thorr, but instead of Thorr, to him at least, was a tall, beautiful blonde woman who was naked and rubbing her vagina. "Come here, you hot blonde bitch and straddle daddy. Your big, bouncing tits are just too sexy for words! Now come here!" he shouted, trying to get up, but falling down again, his drunkness turning him into a raving lunatic. "You know I fucked your mother. All of your mothers! They were so damn sexy! Probably better in bed than all of you combined! If you want to uphold your honor, why don't you prove it to me?!" he shouted, using his necromancer slyness when even too drunk to think rationally.

 

[Neale]

Thorr

Once Morgoth started raving about their mothers and obscure, obscene, and anatomically unlikely events, Thorr simply reached out with a massive arm, clenched his fist, and dropped it onto Morgoth's head, silencing the outpouring, and causing Morgoth to slump forward into unconsciousness.

"It hokay, Nekkie sleep it off now. That old tribe cure for demon possession, toothache, and noisy drunks."

 

[Lady_Siren]

Siren frowned feeling abit tipsy herself. There seemed to be to of everything. She looked at Alic and Eliah holding hands and felt sick all of a sudden. She managed to hold it down though and stood up stumbled then felt. With a frown she sat there not really moving as she wondered how the hell she had gotten to the floor.

 

[Necromencer2]

Orion was thankful when the barbarion finally silenced the necromancer. He had begun to say very disturbing things out loud. He settled down on a log close to the large camp fire in the middle of the camp.

Taking out a piece of flint, he lay his axe arcoss his knees and began to sharpen it.

ssssssshhhhhhhhhiinng

Tomorrow, they would begin their small assult against evil...

ssssssshhhhhhhhhiinng

Tomorrow, his ordeal would begin and he would get his chance to combat Andarial in the darm catocombs of a corrupted monastary....

ssssssshhhhhhhhhiinng

Chuckling, he realized it was like a Joymans tail, with him in the band of heroes to boot! But this tail would not be jolly, and darkness actually had a fighting chance this time.....

ssssssshhhhhhhhhiinng

 

[Morgoth]

Morgoth woke up quickly once again and bit Thorr's leg upon awakening, only to be hammered once again. He woke up five minutes later but his drunk brain had finally learned it's lesson. "Water??" he asked.