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What about me?
I drive slow, in the left lane, with my left blinker on.
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I pay my taxes!
Don't worry. One day you'll find that road rager your trolling for.

If I had to make a list it would go for pages and pages...
Gotta love those fuckers that wanna ask you for directions when you’re on the phone with someone.
You're
I'm a grammar Nazi too...
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Well, fuck! Now, I gotta proofread my shit, too![]()
The ones who deserve it when I say:
Yes, I noticed you trying to get noticed.
Are you talking about face tat guy?
The one who inexplicably cannot get a job because of our intolerance?
I'm talking about ANYONE who does shit just to get attention. The "LOOK AT ME!!!" stuff.
What about those fuckers that get out of their car and hit your car with their car door?
The sad thing is there are dozen of other empty parking places, but they had to park next to you for some damn reason. Like 10-20 more steps is gonna kill them.
I'm talking about ANYONE who does shit just to get attention. The "LOOK AT ME!!!" stuff.
I park a quarter of a mile away from the Wally Mart and some clown always parks next to me even though I'm in the tumbleweed section.