Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

Yes, we had an extended morning pillow tussle before I took him to the airport. To say it was fun would be an understatement :D
 
We woke up this morning to it snowing outside, in mid-spring. We stayed snuggled in bed and practiced our baby making. :eek:
 
Bank holiday Monday here. Loads of jobs to do on our allotment and Orchard. So she joins me at work and every now and then she's feeling my butt and going through my crotch from behind for a ball squeeze through the denim.

So after lunch we got naked. She sucked and licked me expertly. Then she lay on the corner of the bed and I shagged her wildly. Yeah, Bank Holiday. :D
 
Bank holiday Monday here. Loads of jobs to do on our allotment and Orchard. So she joins me at work and every now and then she's feeling my butt and going through my crotch from behind for a ball squeeze through the denim.

So after lunch we got naked. She sucked and licked me expertly. Then she lay on the corner of the bed and I shagged her wildly. Yeah, Bank Holiday. :D

Naked in the orchard, I wonder? After all, "Hurray, hurray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today", as the olde Englishe saying goes... ;)
 
Still on hold while my bride is under the weather. She went to the doctor today and got the meds she needs to kick this bastard sickness. When she's ready, I'll be there with....nothing on!
 
Naked in the orchard, I wonder? After all, "Hurray, hurray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today", as the olde Englishe saying goes... ;)

Did you just make that up, Numi? :D

You've got me thinking about our outdoor sex. I think in every case I've been in jeans, commando. Good reason for staying with studs rather than zip, and - always - a style with a fly that goes right down to the crotch. For a guy with a bit of a denim fetish who suits tight fit on the thighs, there's a zing about fucking his woman in faded blue!
 
YES! The lid is off the basket and daddy just dropped a slam dunk! She said to wake her up when I was ready, and I always do as she tells me. I was considerate enough not to take very long either...am I a nice guy or what!
 
Did you just make that up, Numi? :D

You've got me thinking about our outdoor sex. I think in every case I've been in jeans, commando. Good reason for staying with studs rather than zip, and - always - a style with a fly that goes right down to the crotch. For a guy with a bit of a denim fetish who suits tight fit on the thighs, there's a zing about fucking his woman in faded blue!

No, have you never heard that before?!

I'm not sure how it fits with "Ne'er cast a clout til May be out', given that it's near impossible to fuck with your clouts all still on :confused: Sounds like your 'commando plus stud fly' approach works well, though :devil:

I actually think the first of May is a bit early for full-on naked frolicking in the countryside, just a little chilly for me. Maybe it should be "Hurray, hurray the first of May, outdoor sex begins today (but make sure you're wearing something you can lift up/drop down far enough so you don't get cold, and save getting naked in the grass until August)" :cool:
 
... "Ne'er cast a clout til May be out' ...

I reckon that the origins of that lovely and sensible saying are not so much the month but the flowering of hawthorn. Certainly in these parts it's called 'May'. As happens it's just opening now this year, but usually it's mid May or later. Excellent forage for honeybees by the way! :rose:
 
YES! The lid is off the basket and daddy just dropped a slam dunk! She said to wake her up when I was ready, and I always do as she tells me. I was considerate enough not to take very long either...am I a nice guy or what!

Well that was a quick turn around from your previous post on the subject! :D
 
We had a nice pool session on Sunday. Looking forward to our kinky night tonight!!!

.....I bought some new toys to try out. My wife is really excited to see what I've purchased online. It's a surprise 😃
 
We had a nice pool session on Sunday. Looking forward to our kinky night tonight!!!

.....I bought some new toys to try out. My wife is really excited to see what I've purchased online. It's a surprise 😃

When you get back on here mate, remember: no such thing as 'too much information'. Meanwhile, hey! Have yourselves a whole load of pleasure! ;)
 
The weather is better, and we have a plan to head out in the yard to the picnic table this evening. I just cleaned it all up!
Much eating can be done on a picnic table!
;)
 
The weather is better, and we have a plan to head out in the yard to the picnic table this evening. I just cleaned it all up!
Much eating can be done on a picnic table!
;)
Be sure to tell us who got to eat what and ... whether the sauce was creamy or clear? ;)
 
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