Did You Get Laid Last Night Or Today?

[Guyblue82]

Lolz at the illustration.

Now replace those outlines with two middle aged parents... Who are lacking sleep and are all about the parent bod trend

 

[newhere2learn]

Yes, FwB, missionary, foreplay, 69, and then pumped into her

 

[Leigh81]

Last night since we had nobody over

 

[Mtnmike]

NOPE, can't remember what year it was

 

[womaneater58]

It's been awhile.

 

[30bandits]

One of the best things about married life is how easy it is to get laid. I just need to say my husband's name to get his attention and then look at his crotch and then SEX!

you're a good woman then.

 

[Dreamer110]

Two hours ago. Walking by the laundry room while she was changing her blouse and that's all it took.

 

[SeeMeRolling]

One of the best things about married life is how easy it is to get laid. I just need to say my husband's name to get his attention and then look at his crotch and then SEX!

I thought that was how married life was supposed to be.

 

[Punkrockchick]

Today

 

[ydahecnot]

NOPE, can't remember what year it was

I know, right?

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

What was the question again? Did I get laid?

Excuse me for a minute!

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[Mtnmike]

What was the question again? Did I get laid?

Excuse me for a minute!

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My sentiments exactly !!!!
Maybe we should start a club

 

[womaneater58]

No so I just finished taking care of myself.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

My sentiments exactly !!!!
Maybe we should start a club

Sounds like a plan. We can call it the "Sexless Losers Club!" I'll be the club's mascot and poster child

 

[Mtnmike]

Sounds like a plan. We can call it the "Sexless Losers Club!" I'll be the club's mascot and poster child

The eyeroll, I get it. My apologies.

 

[Deleted member 5521640]

The eyeroll, I get it. My apologies.

No apologies necessary. I own up to my lot in life, which is due to a lot of poor life choices on my part. So I'll wear the sexless loser banner with pride LOL

 

[Mtnmike]

No apologies necessary. I own up to my lot in life, which is due to a lot of poor life choices on my part. So I'll wear the sexless loser banner with pride LOL

I'm not a what people would call a handsome man, closer to the grave than birth, if we were close together maybe we could lend each other some needed physical touch.

 

[SeeMeRolling]

Nope. I have no expectations to get laid.

 

[jayjay04]

No for last night, the night before and a lot of nights before that also.

It is probably easier to just check in next time I do get some rather than every time I do not get any lol.

 

[Beachgirl22]

Last night

 

[Punkrockchick]

For lunch

 

[averagesizeguy]

Nope.

 

[friendlytongue38671]

I did yesterday. I woke my wife up with me caressing her back, she rolled onto her back after a while and I gave her two orgasms tasting her freshly shaven pussy. We then swung into a 69 for her third, and my first.

 

[Titsandclits]

Yes, this morning, very sensual.

 

[Leigh81]

Last night with the hottest pillow talk in quite a while