Did You Get Laid Today?

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No, as my spouse is out of the state for work.
But tomorrow I'm gonna wreck him!
Or be wrecked....depends on our mood I suppose. :)
 
Oh yes :devil: he came over and I hemmed up his dress blues...he decided to pay me back w/ a quickie and in a matter of moments he had me stripped naked and I was on my back in the deckchair position he quickly sank between my legs and started thrusting hard & fast...gotta love a military man ;)
 
Just now, after lunch. She came fabulously riding me, crying out all sorts. I so love that! I didn't cum. Fine by me, I'll double dose her with rock hard meat and gushes later.:cool:
 
Not yet but we just spotted a fifty minute interval in what we want to watch on TV this evening and made a plan to lock ourselves in our bedroom then. Heck has it come to that! :D
 
Not yet but we just spotted a fifty minute interval in what we want to watch on TV this evening and made a plan to lock ourselves in our bedroom then. Heck has it come to that! :D

That fifty minutes was very lovely but went over in no time! :)
 
Oh my did I! :D

I rolled over in bed this morning to snuggle hubby and he must have been dreaming of Kate Upton or something because OMG it was like bumping into a fat steel pipe! I pulled the covers down to take a peek and it was all purple and red and the veins were all popping out like chiseled marble!
 
Oh my did I! :D

I rolled over in bed this morning to snuggle hubby and he must have been dreaming of Kate Upton or something because OMG it was like bumping into a fat steel pipe! I pulled the covers down to take a peek and it was all purple and red and the veins were all popping out like chiseled marble!

LMAO!!:D I love this!
 
I Can't Find Anywhere Else to Post This

Okay, I wrote this whole long description of my morning wake-up sex but thought this was more a yes/no kind of thread but I can't find anywhere else to post it and ... well, I feel like if I don't tell somebody I'm going to drunk dial a sort of friend tonight and get a "TMI" response from her, so here goes:

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Our schedules have been pretty opposite lately and hub's and I haven't had a chance to "be together" in over a week. (actually it's been closer to two!) Yesterday he worked a double shift and I worked almost 12 hours because of the Mayweather fight. We both got home a little before 4AM, stripped off our work clothes and went straight to sleep!

Well, like I mentioned in the previous post, I rolled over to snuggle my husband this morning and was greeted with a BIG surprise!

Well, I reached down and just gently, lightly stroked it a couple of times before finally wrapping my fingers around it and giving it a good squeeze as I tried to decide whether I wanted to wake him up, or take a picture of his throbbing tower of flesh with my cellphone for all you perverts on here. ;) :)

Well, he made the decision for me, opening his eyes, grinning and asking me "how you doing" in his best Joey (from Friends) voice. (that always gets me!)

I told him I was a little hungry (which I was because I think all I had last night was like three or four jumbo shrimp and half a chocolate chip cookie) and sank below the covers and oh my goodness he was such a huge mouthful I had to swing my legs around and straddle his chest just to take all of his morning glory in my mouth! (he returned the favor by doing what any good husband does when his wife sits on his face! :D )

But that didn't last very long. Before I knew it I was clutching the sheets to keep from falling off the foot of the bed while he really, REALLY let me have it from behind. I mean, i had to stuff the sheets in my mouth so the kids and my mom wouldn't hear us downstairs! (she stayed over to babysit for us yesterday).

I mean, he was fucking making my eyes water!

Then he pulled me into the middle of the bed, flipped me over on my back, pinned my knees next to my ears and well ... I had to keep the sheets stuffed in my mouth to stop from screaming!

He felt SOOOOOO good! It was the best 15 minutes of sex we've had in a long, long time and when I knew he was about to cum I planted my feet on his shoulders, pushed him off of me, mounted him like a cowgirl and he exploded inside of me like 30 seconds later as I rode him hard for two or three very sloppy minutes until a head to toe orgasm almost made me pass out! :D

I love my kids. But if I wasn't watching them right now (mom went home) I swear I'd go upstairs, slip into my skimpiest little nothing, interrupt his stupid basketball game and make him do that to me all over again! :devil:
 
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