Did You Get Laid Today?

[FSUBasketball]

Finally get to say YES!!

 

[Wildling]

Nope. I mean, I guess its only 4pm. But probably not later either.

 

[srjman]

Not yet, I've been traveling but will be coming home tonight to a neglected wife...

 

[xmaddisonx]

No. Not physically.

 

[BloodMoonRising]

No. Not physically.

Just mind fucked, huh?

And it's a no for me.

 

[Leigh81]

Not yet but I plan on changing that

L

 

[cumcumcum555]

Love the term mind fucked...sounds so naughty

 

[PattiJolene]

l wish

 

[coffeelover5]

l wish

same wish here

 

[calibij]

Four times ...it was a good day!!!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Yes, a lovely bit of fun first thing this morning.

 

[screwher]

Yes

Well, last night. A certain handful of male Lit posters (you know who you are) will be happy to know my wife was fuckin fantastic last night.

 

[MrEd63]

Another blank night

 

[lilsarah91]

Not today but I did last night

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

nope, sexless streak remains unbroken

 

[lilsarah91]

I got bored with masturbating, so I went out to the bar and hooked up with a guy and his friend at last call. I love DP

 

[BiTodd]

I got bored with masturbating, so I went out to the bar and hooked up with a guy and his friend at last call. I love DP

I wanna do that. I wanna be a slut.

 

[lilsarah91]

I wanna do that. I wanna be a slut.

You should do it. I love being a slut.

 

[Mercury_Maniac]

I got bored with masturbating, so I went out to the bar and hooked up with a guy and his friend at last call. I love DP

nice.

you make it sound so easy to accomplish.

 

[Kateateight]

I got bored with masturbating, so I went out to the bar and hooked up with a guy and his friend at last call. I love DP

Yes, I want to know how this comes about.

You make it sound so casual and easy - how did it happen?

 

[Semler]

You should do it. I love being a slut.

Fuck that s hot.

 

[The_Ghost_Man]

Yes, I want to know how this comes about.

You make it sound so casual and easy - how did it happen?

Well, it starts with going to a pub. How's the Corner Hotel for you?

 

[lilsarah91]

Yes, I want to know how this comes about.

You make it sound so casual and easy - how did it happen?

1.) Be a cute, horny girl who's been masturbating off and on for about 12 hours and really just wants to get fucked hard
(You might not qualify for #1)
2.) Go to a bar just before Last Call
3.) Let two guys buy you a couple shots
4.) Let them take you to a sleazeball motel
5.) Let them use you however they want for about an hour
6.) Go to the bathroom when they're done with you and hear them get dressed as fast as possible and bolt out of the room
7.) Call a cab and go home

 

[janeyl]

Despite not being fully match fit...lovely pile of hot bodies in my bed last night...she has the most amazing breasts and wet cunt...watched her spit roasted by my partner and hers after I'd got her ready

 

[TheSilverLining]

Despite not being fully match fit...lovely pile of hot bodies in my bed last night...she has the most amazing breasts and wet cunt...watched her spit roasted by my partner and hers after I'd got her ready

Totally entertained by your use of the phrase "match fit" for this purpose!
Hope you're feeling better soon, Janey