Did you get yours????

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm all bobbled out.

vella, use the royalties for good and not evil...for once. I know a good girdle is something we all want but think of the family....get a trampoline......no wait, you could use an old girdle for that..........maybe a new set of ginsu knives.

 

[Guest]

I'm all bobbled out.

vella, use the royalties for good and not evil...for once. I know a good girdle is something we all want but think of the family....get a trampoline......no wait, you could use an old girdle for that..........maybe a new set of ginsu knives.

its ganna be hard to work the rest of the day with these images in my head.
so, take the brain will ya? i dont need it for work anyway

still giggle snorting.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

its ganna be hard to work the rest of the day with these images in my head.
so, take the brain will ya? i dont need it for work anyway

still giggle snorting.

I'll take it but I'm not using it........as usual.

did you pee your pants too? say yes, cuz that would make my day.

DUNG

 

[Guest]

I'll take it but I'm not using it........as usual.

did you pee your pants too? say yes, cuz that would make my day.

DUNG

yes i did
howevah
i took precautions and suited up in depends
(lucky told me to before reading this thread)
bitch
*grin*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

yes i did
howevah
i took precautions and suited up in depends
(lucky told me to before reading this thread)
bitch
*grin*

You're lucky Lucky spotted it first....LOL.
I knew you needed some laughs, other than the ones from looking in the mirror.

 

[Honey123]

You had me pissing my pants!!!!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

You had me pissing my pants!!!!

You're not wearing any.

 

[Honey123]

You're not wearing any.

TATTLE TALE!

Last time I cam you....

 

[ABSTRUSE]

TATTLE TALE!

Last time I cam you....

 

[carsonshepherd]

*dying laughing*

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*dying laughing*

I killed Carson, in the thread....with a bobblehead.

 

[Guest]

I killed Carson, in the thread....with a bobblehead.

THAT
could be a fun story.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

THAT
could be a fun story.

Well get moving you twisted bitch.

 

[Guest]

Well get moving you twisted bitch.

Me?
hrmf~
get your ass in gear. why not make it a snuggle story for winter comp.?

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Me?
hrmf~
get your ass in gear. why not make it a snuggle story for winter comp.?

My muse is hiding, she blames me for a paper cut she got.

 

[Guest]

My muse is hiding, she blames me for a paper cut she got.

and she wouldn't be wrong either.
hell you chase her around with a sharp piece of paper and accidents are bound to happen.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

and she wouldn't be wrong either.
hell you chase her around with a sharp piece of paper and accidents are bound to happen.

Yes, she wanted me to write a nice story and I said..."No, you stupid bitch." and I shanked her with some card stock.

 

[Guest]

Yes, she wanted me to write a nice story and I said..."No, you stupid bitch." and I shanked her with some card stock.

so violent.
next time try to strangle her with crepe paper. atleast its kinda sorta like autoerotic asphyxiation.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

so violent.
next time try to strangle her with crepe paper. atleast its kinda sorta like autoerotic asphyxiation.

See this story is writing itself, the Party girl killer. I gave you the title for free.

 

[Honey123]

Doesn't crepe paper melt when wet?

 

[arienette]

Oooh... Jello shot friend.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Doesn't crepe paper melt when wet?

Guess who's the first to go?

 

[Honey123]

Guess who's the first to go?

Ummm.....