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I'm a flirt. I flirt with everybody that's just me, a ladies man. But do you serious think I give a fuck if you are into me? You don't even know me. See that's that stuck up attitude. Like everyone here has to want you. NEWS FLASH BITCH you being into me or not doesn't keep this big stick satisfied. I go out in the real world and fuck real bitches. So why should I give two fucks if a Internet attention whore is into me or not?

I'm so sorry, this is all on me. I completely read too much into your pm's telling me that I'd love you if I'd just give you a chance.

Guess I was wrong to think you wanted me to be into you, huh? Just me being stuck up again.
 
I'm so sorry, this is all on me. I completely read too much into your pm's telling me that I'd love you if I'd just give you a chance.

Guess I was wrong to think you wanted me to be into you, huh? Just me being stuck up again.

Wow, lil shrimpdick is a playa. Who knew?
 
I'm so sorry, this is all on me. I completely read too much into your pm's telling me that I'd love you if I'd just give you a chance.

Guess I was wrong to think you wanted me to be into you, huh? Just me being stuck up again.

So....you're single now?

Wanna go to the movies?

:D
 
I'm so sorry, this is all on me. I completely read too much into your pm's telling me that I'd love you if I'd just give you a chance.

Guess I was wrong to think you wanted me to be into you, huh? Just me being stuck up again.

I like your face so I went for it. But don't ever think that it means I need it. I fucks that's what I do and thats what I'm good at. I don't ever expect these Internet flirts of mines to go anywhere further. Because I fuck in real. Honestly I just be jerkin rec. I call you a stuck up bitch because your INTERNET head is too big. But you are the only one. The bitch Dolf is right there with you.
 
Priceless. :rolleyes:




A movie with KS is looking pretty good right now, actually. I'd take query but he'd just lie to everyone about what we watched.
 
Just remember who pm who first. I'm a ladies man I appreciate the company of women. But don't think I need it. As I said you being into me or not doesn't keep this big dick satisfied. Real women do.
 
I am flipping between this thread and the eyer thread, wishing for a split screen.

Drama this good only comes along every so often.

*popcorn, anyone? *
 
I am flipping between this thread and the eyer thread, wishing for a split screen.

Drama this good only comes along every so often.

*popcorn, anyone? *

Come with us to the movies. I'll buy a large bucket o' corn and sit in between you two hotties and ...ya know.

Then you two can go home and pull a query as to where you were....

:devil:
 
Come with us to the movies. I'll buy a large bucket o' corn and sit in between you two hotties and ...ya know.

Then you two can go home and pull a query as to where you were....

:devil:

If it pleases the Court of Literotica, I move that the colloquialism "pull a query" be placed into the Annals of General Board Lore, Volume 7 (2014 edition).

Well said, Maester Killswitch. Ten points for Slytherin.
 
If it pleases the Court of Literotica, I move that the colloquialism "pull a query" be placed into the Anals of General Board Lore, Volume 7 (2014 edition).

Well said, Maester Killswitch. Ten points for Slytherin.

FYP, yw
 
I am flipping between this thread and the eyer thread, wishing for a split screen.

Drama this good only comes along every so often.

*popcorn, anyone? *

Aphro! I made my Christmas Av! Sheesh I was contorted, I thought of you. :kiss:
 
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