did you masturbate today?

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Is this a Richter Scale measurement or individual events or both?

So you've heard of coitus interruptus. What would be the masturbatory equivalent? It's something like that. Positions were assumed but a car pulled into the driveway. Quite, er, LITERALLY. ;)
 
Unfortunately no. Too much to do today, but yesterday's was very enjoyable.
 
So you've heard of coitus interruptus. What would be the masturbatory equivalent? It's something like that. Positions were assumed but a car pulled into the driveway. Quite, er, LITERALLY. ;)

What an incredible drag, and a waste, too. I might start but the same thing is likely to happen to me.

Later...
 
So you've heard of coitus interruptus. What would be the masturbatory equivalent? It's something like that. Positions were assumed but a car pulled into the driveway. Quite, er, LITERALLY. ;)

I'm glad to hear that "a car pulled into the driveway" was not a metaphor for your lady parts...
 
Taking care of it right now, though it's kind of hard to type and rub at the same time. Is this what they call multi-tasking? :)
 
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