dipping a toe into the deep end

[y=mx+b]

Did you check the neighbors on the other side?

It's an apartment complex... I didn't want to risk further embarrassment with all those doors and stuff.

I think I'll just think that that's were you live and give you your space so as to not creep you out.

 

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[draconus_infernus]

that's probably for the best... maybe we'll cross paths by the elevators one day.

I wouldn't mind crossing paths with you by the swimming pool or hot tub myself

 

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[signscott]

folding

mmm, all very good places, drac. or you might find me in the laundry room, hoping you might help me fold my underthings.

I'm good at folding! lol

 

[myinnerme]

mmm, all very good places, drac. or you might find me in the laundry room, hoping you might help me fold my underthings.

Oh no u don't! I get first rights at your underthings!

 

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[draconus_infernus]

mmm, all very good places, drac. or you might find me in the laundry room, hoping you might help me fold my underthings.

I get the feeling certain underthings might need to be washed again afterwards

 

[Mr. Show]

no need to fight (while, of course, I'm flattered)... I've plenty to go around.

You do have a rather extensive (and lovely) collection of wonderful netherwear.

 

[longneckbottle3]

You are amazingly hot! Great body and a great face. Love those lips of yours. Would love to see all the goodies...and hope in the very near future we get to see EVEN MORE OF YOU! If I was a woman and had your body..I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off myself. Don't be scared...let loose.

 

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[prop69]

When

sweet of you to say, hon... and tempting.

When do we get to take off the ribbon and open our present?

 

[Mr. Show]

I love it when you talk about my netherwear.

If you think it's good when I talk about your netherwear, you should see me think about it.

Which I do, in fact... far too often than I ought to I suppose.

 

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[Mr. Show]

I picture you, eyes closed, sighing sweetly, with the tiniest hint of a grin developing in the corner of your mouth.* Well, some of the time anyway.

*I could say the very same to describe my own state, thinking of you thinking of my netherwear. Also, yay for "netherwear"... and yay for wordsmithery! xoxoxo

That description makes me think that you've some form of surveillance equipment installed in my apartment. Either that or our states are remarkably well synchronized.

Also - I'm fairly pleased with 'netherwear' - it's somehow simultaneously more innocent, and more naughty - which is fairly pleasing. Though the naughty part might just be when it's applied to you.

Speaking of 'applied to you'... ahem. Never mind. As you were. xoxoxoxox

 

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[Mr. Show]

<eyes close, lashes flutter, shoulders sigh, and lips hint at that tiniest of grins>

you should be pleased with 'netherwear'... and with the fact that my iPhone has now learned it. it is a perfect balance of swoon and rrawr, a little bit smitten and a little bit pervy, in the very best way.

i plead synchronicity... and a fertile imagination. xoxoxoxox

Those eyes, those shoulders, and those lips are all very high on my list of greatest things in 2009 - along with your minutia and general loveliness, of course.

And you'll plead pretty much anything so long as it's a Police album.


Oh, and also - now that I know I can teach your iPhone words, I'm curious to see just how much it's willing to learn. xoxoxox

 

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[Mr. Show]

I also plead Ghost in the Machine. and Zenyatta Mondatta.

and my iPhone, like its owner, is a remarkably quick and eager study. xoxoxox

I do quite enjoy your eager studies - as well as your rather wonderful lessons.

I'm also suddenly and oddly jealous of your phone - to spend all day under your thumb or sliding into your pants sounds like pure heaven.

Goodness, it's rawrther warm in here. xoxo

 

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[Mr. Show]

so very rawrther, m'dear.

I've checked my thermostat and it's most definitely you, and not the radiator.

xoxox

 

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