Dirty_Dream Redux

A somewhat crappy day ...

apparently all round...


even this rather pleasant Jamesons wasn't really lifting my spirits...

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That did....
 
This may seem somewhat coarse,

but reading this...

I'm trying to get past my issues with this part of me.... here is my ass...

:rolleyes:

and seeing this , again...

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prompted me to think of all these individuals posting on this thread who would be somewhat happy not to get past that very 'issue'...

Indeed , I suspect a goodly number would be more than happy to remain solidly stuck behind it...

H'mmm , maybe the Jamesons is having some impact after all...
 
but reading this...



and seeing this , again...

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prompted me to think of all these individuals posting on this thread who would be somewhat happy not to get past that very 'issue'...

Indeed , I suspect a goodly number would be more than happy to remain solidly stuck behind it...

H'mmm , maybe the Jamesons is having some impact after all...

The sad thing is I keep looking over my shoulder and no one is behind me... I think I'll give up and go to bed...
 
DD - you sound like you may need therapy

I'm trying to get past my issues with this part of me.... here is my ass...

:rolleyes:

with your issues. Please, I'm not a certified therapist but I believe I can help you with your ass - er, your issues with your ass.

The first step is to admit you have a problem, which you have done.

I have at least 12 other steps to help you deal with the problem.

Because, as you know, I'm only here to help, luv.
 
Looking over your shoulder??

The sad thing is I keep looking over my shoulder and no one is behind me... I think I'll give up and go to bed...

See. that's the problem right there sweetheart.

You need to look under and between your legs there, not over your shoulder...

Over and down, hun, over and down.

SURPRISE :D

There we are...
 
See. that's the problem right there sweetheart.

You need to look under and between your legs there, not over your shoulder...

Over and down, hun, over and down.

SURPRISE :D

There we are...

That conjured a really bizarre mental image. Undressing for bed then as I kneel on the bed to pull off my top I see a row of grinning faces between my knees....
 
Hey hun...

That conjured a really bizarre mental image. Undressing for bed then as I kneel on the bed to pull off my top I see a row of grinning faces between my knees....

I'm nothing if I'm not a little bizarre.

But at least you know you're appreciated. It's hard to feel lonely in a sea of voyeurs ;)
 
I am always calm...

That's not like you at all! You're normally so calm.
You sound almost urgent!

it is just sometimes that calmness is of a more active and engaged nature ,
more proactive,
a more involved calm...
than at times when that calmness is ...
well , calmer...
:)
 
I'm trying to get past my issues with this part of me.... here is my ass...

:rolleyes:

that is a seriously gorgeous ass Double D. I wouldn't bullshit you about something like that. i know a great ass when I see one.
 
That conjured a really bizarre mental image. Undressing for bed then as I kneel on the bed to pull off my top I see a row of grinning faces between my knees....

I need a new keyboard. I've just sprayed *** all over this one.












I mean tea, by the way. You made me laugh while having a cuppa.
 
Omgwtf Toast!

Well Dave,
I've managed to pepper my keyboard with toast crumbs by chomping it too voraciously. For some reason this bread is really.....I dunno.....crumbly....

WTB proper bread!
Willing to exchange sexual promiscuity for 2 slices of decent toast....

I'll be floating about today but on the whole I'm going to be attacking an assignment. I'll be taking regular breaks to get more tea and check in on my mail.

God it sucks to be inside working on this shit when the sun is shining and it's Saturday....:(

The bread decided to add insult to injury by being distinctly sub par.
 
Goodness gracious! How have I missed this thread??? And I bet you have one of those accents that sends me into a frenzy too...
 
Good luck with the asssignmant hun. Let me know when your ready for a cuppa.;)
 
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