Disaster- Wine killed my computer!

[DeeZire]

16 oz mayonnaise jar - free in the trash - except you have to wash it first if you want the wine to taste good.

 

[Liar]

16 oz mayonnaise jar - free in the trash - except you have to wash it first if you want the wine to taste good.

Meh, live a little. You might like the mix.

 

[bluebell]

Oh no! People were talking about me and my ears weren't even burning!
What is wrong with me? Aren't we supposed to have these built-in mechanisms?! I'm faulty!!!

I'm sleeping on it. Or googling!

Wait, wait. You're googling your belly button?
There's just GOT to be something wrong with that.
And, I love you too.

I just like it when Bluie thinks. Any post of hers is bound to brighten my day. She's got a damn marvelous mind, and she's incredibly snuggly.

Go to Walmart or any other store, practically. Look for the cheap glassware. You want the glasses that are short, about four inches high, and have a wide bottom but taper up a little. They basically look like a large wine goblet without the stem. Perfectly appropriate to serve red wine in but very unlikely to tip over. (You might just check your cupboard, most people have some of these.)

See, this is a functional paragraph. It's about wine glasses and where to get them. But all I'm seeing is smut/indecency/debauchery/bawdiness/smutsmutsmut/sexploitation/smutlips-smutlips-smutlips. (!)

Incidentally, I've imbibed nothing but water tonight. I'm just naturally like this. Lucky youses.

 

[jomar]

16 oz mayonnaise jar - free in the trash - except you have to wash it first if you want the wine to taste good.

Whatever happened to the free glasses from gas stations?

And mayonnaise jars are for moonshine only.

 

[MagicaPractica]

See, this is a functional paragraph. It's about wine glasses and where to get them. But all I'm seeing is smut/indecency/debauchery/bawdiness/smutsmutsmut/sexploitation/smutlips-smutlips-smutlips. (!)

Incidentally, I've imbibed nothing but water tonight. I'm just naturally like this. Lucky youses.

Well, now I know what you really think of me. Good to have at least one person in the world really recognize you down to your soul.

Mkes me think of reviving the art of the 'flea circus'.

Go for it! I bet it'll be your ticket to fame and fortune. (I've heard that if you drink vinegar in your water, they don't bite you, but I've never tested the theory.)

 

[The_Fool]

Whatever happened to the free glasses from gas stations?

And mayonnaise jars are for moonshine only.

No, that is Mason Jars...

 

[jomar]

No, that is Mason Jars...

Only Mason's are allowed to drink moonshine from those jars - I read it in The Da Vinci Code. The rest of us have to use whatever we can find.

 

[DesertPirate]

Only Mason's are allowed to drink moonshine from those jars - I read it in The Da Vinci Code. The rest of us have to use whatever we can find.

Suh, as I sit in Carolina, I suggest y'all be carful how you speak of our mountain crick water, the penalty can be severe :caning:

 

[DeeZire]

The advantage of a mayonnaise jar, or mason jar, is that there's a lip on top, making it easier to carry out to your tractor, or Volvo, without it slipping from your hand. Plus, because the top is a bit smaller than the sides, you'll spill less when you hit a bump, or pedestrian.