Do engineers use math to flirt?

[parodyluvr75]

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

 

[Noor]

Yes, hang out at MIT and the course 6's all flirt like that

 

[bronzeage]

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

Every mensroom wall in every engineering college in the country has this written on the left wall."

"The angle of the dangle plus the heat of the meat is equal to the square of the hair."

No one has yet solved for the cube of the pube.

 

[parodyluvr75]

How do they ever reproduce?

 

[nerobixx]

How do they ever reproduce?

We construct tightly fitting hole/rod constructions.

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

We construct tightly fitting hole/rod constructions.

A mathematician and an engineer are sitting at a table drinking when a very beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the bar.

The mathematician sighs. "I'd like to talk to her, but first I have to cover half the distance between where we are and where she is, then half of the distance that remains, then half of that distance, and so on. The series is infinite. There'll always be some finite distance between us."

The engineer gets up and starts walking. "Ah, well, I figure I can get close enough for all practical purposes."

 

[bronzeage]

How do they ever reproduce?

They multiply.

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

They've got your pi figured out girly.

Yep, sexy math talk gets my motor running. We all have our kinks.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Dream59]

They use their pocket protectors to turn women on.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Figure this out Missy.

What's 11 inches and white?

A hobbit?

 

[DesEsseintes]

We used to write 80085 on our calculators during Maths lessons, and then show it to girls. That was pretty much David Niven and Cary Grant levels of flirtation for our school.

 

[unregistered]

 

[parodyluvr75]

We used to write 80085 on our calculators during Maths lessons, and then show it to girls. That was pretty much David Niven and Cary Grant levels of flirtation for our school.

Ha, that's cute.

 

[Colonel Hogan]

Figure this out Missy.

What's 11 inches and white?

First seasonal snowfall in Buffalo?

(I know you asked her specifically, but I'm assuming anyone can play.)

 

[Masquerades]

They can. My ex was an engineer major. He took an online math class for me.

 

[Privates1stClass]

What's 11 inches and white?

I'll bite. An abominable snowman's cock?

 

[phrodeau]

White Slide Rules!

 

[parodyluvr75]

White Slide Rules!

That's hot.

 

[MonaLittle]

The engineers I know are HAWT sans math.

Fact.

 

[Saint Peter]

The engineers I know are HAWT sans math.

Fact.

Wanna touch my TI-89?

 

[thør]

Wanna touch my TI-89?

Titanium?

 

[Saint Peter]

Titanium?

You know it.