do the good die young or are they less

SebastianHolt

Literotica Guru
Joined
Apr 3, 2025
Posts
3,700
I had dinner with an old friend last week and somehow we got on the topic of people who died. is it that the good die young or less fortunate?
 
<-- faithfully does his morning calisthenics, doesn't drink, smoke or use drugs, and eats a well balanced diet.

Plus he puts cheese on tuna sandwiches.


Cheese is the leading killer of tuna sandwich eaters.
 
Cheese is the leading killer of tuna sandwich eaters.

Cheese is perfectly preserved through the aging process. It is natural and wholesome and contains stuff what's good for a body and mind.

It's such a blessing that mummys in China were given bits of Kefir cheese to snack on 3600 years ago.
 
It's fun to witness Deplorables discussing philosophical topics.

Like watching turkeys trying to figure out quantum physics.

🍿
 
Cheese is perfectly preserved through the aging process. It is natural and wholesome and contains stuff what's good for a body and mind.


Except that when it is combined with tuna, it forms Death Juices which break down human Life Tissue, especially after 45 years of age or so. Now, on a hamburger produces the opposite effect. The effect is Juicy Goodness.
 
Except that when it is combined with tuna, it forms Death Juices which break down human Life Tissue, especially after 45 years of age or so. Now, on a hamburger produces the opposite effect. The effect is Juicy Goodness.

So, what you're really saying is it's not actually the cheese. Because if cheese is good on a burger but not on tuna there has to be something else going on.

Which means it's probably your tuna salad recipe and not really the cheese.
 
So, what you're really saying is it's not actually the cheese. Because if cheese is good on a burger but not on tuna there has to be something else going on.

Which means it's probably your tuna salad recipe and not really the cheese.


No, it's more like the reaction you get when your copper water line contacts your galvanized drain line and rots a hole in it, causing leaks. Only faster as it eats away at human flesh. It's also hard on souls, but . . . .
 
Back
Top