Do Vaginas Stink?

Jonathon_Parker

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For my 100 th message, I want to know if vaginas stink.

Mike and Dave at work were talking about getting a stinky pinky. Why would they want stinky pinky?

But, if vaginas were stinky, how do porn guys stand licking vaginas?
 
Are you from the UK?

If so tell me your address, I'm in the mood for giving you a slap for being unoriginal, unfunny and just a compete waste of your fathers crap jizz.
 
You should just come out of the closet now. Don't worry, now is the perfect time. Being gay is so in style right now. You will never have to worry about that icky pussy ever again.
 
For my 100 th message, I want to know if vaginas stink.

Mike and Dave at work were talking about getting a stinky pinky. Why would they want stinky pinky?

But, if vaginas were stinky, how do porn guys stand licking vaginas?

Are you old enough to be here?
 
I hate to break it to you like this son, but they all smell that way.

That ^^^.
Never EVER go near one. Do NOT attempt to procreate.
Sticking your dick into one will cause it to putrify and fall off.
Trust me on this.
 
That ^^^.
Never EVER go near one. Do NOT attempt to procreate.
Sticking your dick into one will cause it to putrify and fall off.
Trust me on this.

I was not going there. I like to think of it more like adding bleu cheese crumblies to your salad.

Sometimes you just have to take the plunge.
 
the popularity of buttsex is evidence:
pussies smell worse than arseholes.
 
If you are into necrophilia, yes, depending on the length of time since the decease.

I don't know why Zombie sex is so popular.
 
They might be talking about Kelly. Great body, super breasts (did her time as a Hooters Girl), sweet looking pussy, but once you tapped that thing, it was gag city...


:eek:

:(

... one one-night stand after another. No one ever wanted to double-tap that.
 
Reminds me of high school. A sort of friend was talking about fucking one of the class sluts, and she was blowing him and said, "Your cock tastes terrible." He replied, "It should, it was in your pussy."
 
For my 100 th message, I want to know if vaginas stink.

Mike and Dave at work were talking about getting a stinky pinky. Why would they want stinky pinky?

But, if vaginas were stinky, how do porn guys stand licking vaginas?

I really wouldn't stress over this. I don't think you'll ever be close enough to one for the odor to bother you. :rose:
 
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