Does Donald Trump have Dementia?

Failing president Donald J. Mushbrain is no longer able to stand at a podium to answer reporters questions.

Instead, reporters are now ushered into the Golden Oval Office where President Mushbrain is already sitting. He does not rise at all. The reporters ask their questions, Mushbrain attempts to answer them, and his chin dips noticeably downward after about five minutes, consistent with advanced dementia.

Once this week he shit his pants during a press conference and his young female handlers immediately evacuated the Golden Oval Office before the smell became noticeable.

He will be dead by St. Patrick's day.

p.s. Mushbrain now has TEN flags behind him in the Golden Oval Office (other presidents since World War 2 have had 1 to 3 flags) because that makes him ten times more patriotic to people like RightGuide and WallStrEatShitGuy
 
Latest sign of President Donald J. Mushbrain's cognitive decline has to do with signing his infamous royal decrees, aka "Executive Orders".
1, He's begun extending his pinky finger out and downward after grasping a pen, many Kindergarteners do this when learning to write.
2.His brain no longer recalls how to write the letter "M" in cursive, so it takes him an extraordinary 15 seconds to sign his name...Donald J. Trummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp.
3. He makes jokes about no longer holding up signed orders for the cameras to see as he has done for years, he knows there is something wrong with his signature and is determined to hide this from the public

Dead in six weeks.
 
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