Does it have a gag reflex?

[Liar]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/te...eated-by-analysing-hundreds-of-hours-of-porn/

 

[mAnn_Tagonist]

It's going to put que out of business.

 

[IG_88]

130 bucks to get blown any time I want by a woman who doesn't talk and will go to sleep when I'm done and until I want more? Yes. A thousand times yes.

 

[Kirkrapine]

How does this thing differ from a fleshlight?

 

[rae121452]

$130. a throw? i know where to find crack whores who'll do you for $2 bucks.

 

[IG_88]

$130. a throw? i know where to find crack whores who'll do you for $2 bucks.

It's not like you gotta buy a new one every time.

 

[IG_88]

How does this thing differ from a fleshlight?

Probably the fact that it's nothing at all like a fleshlight.

 

[Kirkrapine]

Probably the fact that it's nothing at all like a fleshlight.

Well, it looks like one in the picture.

https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/images/e/e4/luke.png

 

[MelissaBaby]

"The sexbot learned the actions after studying 108 hours of video porn and it can also learn a user’s desires to move accordingly"


It really shouldn't take that much effort to learn.

 

[Kirkrapine]

"The sexbot learned the actions after studying 108 hours of video porn and it can also learn a user’s desires to move accordingly"


It really shouldn't take that much effort to learn.

Well, we're not talking about a strong AI here.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

"The sexbot learned the actions after studying 108 hours of video porn and it can also learn a user’s desires to move accordingly"


It really shouldn't take that much effort to learn.

Some never learn

 

[doowdniw]

It has teeth: I don't trust it.

 

[doowdniw]

$130. a throw? i know where to find crack whores who'll do you for $2 bucks.

Just 66 "procedures" and you're in the money.

 

[Oblimo]

But porn is about visual stimulation, and blowjobbery that looks sexy does not necessarily feel sexy.

That’s like all those stories on Lit and elsewhere wherein a guy goes down on a girl for the first time, and imitates what he’s seen in porn, and because he’s seen a lot of porn, he gives the girl the best head of her life.

 

[CandiCame]

$130. a throw? i know where to find crack whores who'll do you for $2 bucks.

Just @ me next time.

Also, this is some terrifying uncanny valley shit. If I'm getting a blowjob from a robot can we PLEASE go full robot? Like can we get A T800 or someshit? Or whatever the lady terminator was for those of you who care about that sort of thing?

Because this is just straight up nightmare fuel. This is some bizzaro "I have no mouth and I must scream" shit.

This shit right here is why we're gonna deserve what our robot overlords do to us after the singularity.

Edit: Put this mechanism in a real doll.

 

[MelissaBaby]

But porn is about visual stimulation, and blowjobbery that looks sexy does not necessarily feel sexy.

That’s like all those stories on Lit and elsewhere wherein a guy goes down on a girl for the first time, and imitates what he’s seen in porn, and because he’s seen a lot of porn, he gives the girl the best head of her life.

And that thing can't play with a guy's balls and slip a finger up his ass.

 

[IG_88]

And that thing can't play with a guy's balls and slip a finger up his ass.

It's still masturbation so the guy is gonna have to do a few things himself like always. Science can't do it all people!

 

[MelissaBaby]

It's still masturbation so the guy is gonna have to do a few things himself like always. Science can't do it all people!

Well, if you look at it that way, they ought to try blowing themselves before they spend that much money.

 

[IG_88]

Well, if you look at it that way, they ought to try blowing themselves before they spend that much money.

You act like every guy hasn't tried that already.

 

[MelissaBaby]

You act like every guy hasn't tried that already.

Cheap bastards probably didn't even buy themselves dinner first.

 

[Aglaopheme]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/te...eated-by-analysing-hundreds-of-hours-of-porn/

Gag reflex? Does it matter with only a 5 inch sleeve?

 

[IG_88]

This made me think of Dr. Ruth cuz long story so I looked her up and damned if she aint still alive.
I bet her husband was a happy guy.

 

[CandiCame]

And that thing can't play with a guy's balls and slip a finger up his ass.

It's still masturbation so the guy is gonna have to do a few things himself like always. Science can't do it all people!

I mean, at our current technology that's three different machines. This is what I'm saying- this needs to all be condensed into one robot or you're basically wasting your time. The tech is there, we're just not putting it together.

 

[MelissaBaby]

"The development of the sex toy involved the work of PhD robotics engineers and artificial intelligence scientists."

This is what they decided to work on instead of flying cars.

 

[MelissaBaby]

I mean, at our current technology that's three different machines. This is what I'm saying- this needs to all be condensed into one robot or you're basically wasting your time. The tech is there, we're just not putting it together.

They might as well teach it to make sandwiches while they are at it.