Soooooooo, what happened? You started an amazing 4 page thread just by asking the question - very well done. But need to know the rest of the story!
Alas, my cherry is intact.So how was it? What did you end up doing?
Turns out, the resort is mostly outdoors, and the weather turned cold, so there weren't many guys around. And I don't want to say they were a bit creepy, so let's just say I didn't find anybody who appealed to me.