Dolf!

[Garnate]

Dolf is a moron.

You're fired.

 

[dolf]

Dolf, you've wounded me today. You've hurt me with your lack of crass. What a fail; you're fired.

Who else wants to be the resident asshole? I'm looking at you, Neci. I think you could make it work.

i had stuff. you know... stuff.
I've had sod all time to dedicate to douchery.

and, i admit, today the force just wasn't with me.
i was thinking about violence and roman architecture.

 

[Garnate]

i was thinking about violence and roman architecture.

So....you thought about sex all day? Figures.

 

[dolf]

So....you thought about sex all day? Figures.

I did stuff too. most of the day. stuff.
work stuff. shopping stuff. babysitting stuff.

 

[The Greek]

ne.
...

What was my reason for this thread? Right! Anyway, I need you to be super crass and hateful with everyone who has less than 10,000 posts while I'm gone. Why 10,000? Because you'd have to be crass to a ton of people and when I wake up, I'll have lots of fun things to read.

....
Zzzzzzzzzzz

I guess our honeymoon is over

Biatch!!!

 

[Garnate]

I did stuff too. most of the day. stuff.
work stuff. shopping stuff. babysitting stuff.

I feel like I already know the answer to this but, did you buy me something pretty?

 

[Garnate]

I guess our honeymoon is over

Biatch!!!

This is probably an awkward time to serve you the papers, isn't it...

 

[dolf]

I feel like I already know the answer to this but, did you buy me something pretty?

that's illegal in this country, according to the undercover officer.

 

[The Greek]

This is probably an awkward time to serve you the papers, isn't it...

Are you going to claim my pink hand prints on your butt cheeks as the cause?

 

[Garnate]

that's illegal in this country, according to the undercover officer.

You know, I don't ask for much. How hard is it to smuggle over Tom Hiddleston?

 

[Garnate]

Are you going to claim my pink hand prints on your butt cheeks as the cause?

That's the only thing that's kept this fake marriage going.

 

[The Greek]

That's the only thing that's kept this fake marriage going.

Hey, I was not the one who shouted Ninja's name during our Lit Wedding Night

 

[Garnate]

Hey, I was not the one who shouted Ninja's name during our Lit Wedding Night

That WAS you! Gawd!

 

[The Greek]

That WAS you! Gawd!

I am NOT feeling the love right now