dolf

[Phelia]

All the cool kids are throwing rocks at the Google bus.

Meh, they just lack the vision of our benevolent overlords, Sergey Brin and Siri. I'm going to use the opportunity wisely and basically build the economy for useless fucks like you people by getting venture capital for my startup, an app that allows you download social networks directly to the cloud through an intuitive user interface.

Whenever a thread needs hijacked, I'll be there.
Whenever drama is about to unfold, and subsequently needs to be hijacked, I'll be there.
Whenever someone is about to embarrass someone else, and the people demand a hijack, I'll be there.
Whenever someone makes spaghetti, I'll be there.

Also if there's booze. Do you have booze?

Oh, yes baby. Mama needed a little extra dose of vitamin C(hardonnay) tonight.

It is.

There is no better place on earth than Napa. Except for, maybe, Sonoma. Plan accordingly. Just sayin'.

Please do not quote the douche canoe, at least in a thread I start

I am looking forward to a glimpse of the best place on earth, then. And I considered your request, because you said please, and because I think that even we godless heathens here have to abide by some pirate's code of conduct or somep'm, and I do like to respect the wishes of the thread starter, but...

I just can't imagine the mere presence of his typed words, not directed at you, as being particularly destructive, or a burdensomely negative force upon your life, so, CLOSE YOUR EYES! TIGHT! RUN AWAY!

Remember, it's fucking winter there. Have fun!

Dude! It's fucking winter HERE I think we're in for a tough one. I'm tossing around the idea of Australia over xmas...

If she doesn't, I do.

Mazel tov, or something! I'm pretty sure it's customary to three-way kiss, now.

*Cartwheels through thread*

But are you wearing underwear?

Haha we both know I'm just being cute by asking. As if I don't know the answer to that question.

 

[Disgustipated]

G don't wear no drawers.

 

[Garnate]

G don't wear no drawers.

This. Bitch too poor to buy any, my guess.

 

[Killswitch]

This. Bitch too poor to buy any, my guess.

*shakes head*

 

[Garnate]

*shakes head*

We all don't have to love panties, KS. Deal with it.

 

[Disgustipated]

This. Bitch too poor to buy any, my guess.

I remember you did once. It was like seeing the Loch Ness Monster.

 

[Garnate]

I remember you did once. It was like seeing the Loch Ness Monster.

I wore them? Why would I do that?

 

[Phelia]

I missed something, big time, didn't I?

We're talking about San Francisco and booze. You're caught up.

She wears a parka during?

Yes, but that's all.

I used to keep my skis on, too, but they got in the way.

Plenty.

Wow, cheers. I know where I'm going if there's ever a zombie apocalypse.

 

[Vikingstone]

If you did, so did I. Also, hi!

Yep, clueless is the new black, for me.

And hello to you, my dear.

 

[Phelia]

I know where I'm going if there's ever a zombie apocalypse.

^The answer to this is the castle in my neighborhood. I have zero survival skills, and I'd like to live out my last few hours in style.

 

[Disgustipated]

I wore them? Why would I do that?

I think we were at my 'rents.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

dolf!!

It is almost breakfast. I will make something nice. Your favorite.

You other bitches beat it. This thread is for dolf.

 

[Garnate]

I think we were at my 'rents.

I don't think even I would feel more proper wearing panties. I can't imagine it making much of a difference with your folks.

 

[Garnate]

dolf!!

It is almost breakfast. I will make something nice. Your favorite.

You other bitches beat it. This thread is for dolf.

You didn't start this thread with nice dolfie intentions. I can't leave until I know she's safe.

 

[Vikingstone]

Whenever a thread needs hijacked, I'll be there.
Whenever drama is about to unfold, and subsequently needs to be hijacked, I'll be there.
Whenever someone is about to embarrass someone else, and the people demand a hijack, I'll be there.
Whenever someone makes spaghetti, I'll be there.

Also if there's booze. Do you have booze?

I want to meet you in person just to hear your young Henry Fonda impression.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

You didn't start this thread with nice dolfie intentions. I can't leave until I know she's safe.

I started this with only the best dolfie intentions.

Breakfast. Tea. Shopping for Granny Panties. More tea. Hugs and rapey-sex.

 

[Garnate]

I want to meet you in person just to hear your young Henry Fonda impression.

It was spot-on in my head.

 

[Garnate]

rapey-sex.

There can be no other kind with dolf.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

and we have a dolf-safe thread.

QED

 

[Vikingstone]

Shhhh pay no attention to them, baby. You're with me now. I'm going to make you feel good allllllll night long.

Suddenly I feel like a young Filipino woman just off a tramp steamer in 1890's Portland, Oregon.

 

[Garnate]

Suddenly I feel like a young Filipino woman just off a tramp steamer in 1890's Portland, Oregon.

Don't be alarmed, baby. I would never hurt you. Let me take care of you, mami. Er, Vikingstone, sir.

 

[Phelia]

dolf!!

It is almost breakfast. I will make something nice. Your favorite.

You other bitches beat it. This thread is for dolf.

Sigh.

If you knew anything, you'd know that dolf wants Garnate for breakfast.

 

[Phelia]

Hmm, this got weird.

*climbs out secret trap that door Laurel and Manu installed in every thread*

 

[Garnate]

Hmm, this got weird.

*climbs out secret trap that door Laurel and Manu installed in every thread*

Wait! I was going to creepily lure you into my van next!

 

[InternationalFunboy]

The misadventures of dolf and Funboy proudly present: ...To the Market!


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