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What if I told you I had a cat named Grendel?I have fallen in love!
I thought I asked you to let me know!I’m done babe. But thanks!
Even tiny stone ones are glorious.I didn’t. I always forget to click.
Boobs. Am I right?
The tiny bit of green makes all the oil ok. That's what I would tell myself. lol
Did you put salt and vinegar on it?
OMG, love youWhat if I told you I had a cat named Grendel?
I shouldn't have named him Grendel, he was so bad!OMG, love you
When I was little I had a cat called'bear'...
I named him... his full name was Beowulf!!
Like his mum?I shouldn't have named him Grendel, he was so bad!Did I learn my lesson? No. My boy now is Ivar the Boneless. He's even worse!
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The mushy peas were not very good, I’ve had better.The tiny bit of green makes all the oil ok. That's what I would tell myself. lol
I’m offended.Did you put salt and vinegar on it?
How dare you imply something that is probably true!Like his mum?
LOL you are me something huhHow dare you imply something that is probably true!![]()
My work here is doneI’m offended.
I don't know what this means lolLOL you are me something huh
I agree as this is not my first languageI don't know what this means lol
Did you put salt and vinegar on it?
I’m offended.
My work here is done
No! I’m offended that she would think that I would ever eat fish and chips any other way.What's wrong with a load of salt and Sarson's on a chippy dinner??!!
Not that I do that, of course... especially if it is uncouth!
Is it not already salted?What's wrong with a load of salt and Sarson's on a chippy dinner??!!
Not that I do that, of course... especially if it is uncouth!
malt vinegarDid you put salt and vinegar on it?

Tsk tsk. Even if it is, and you know they don't spiceIs it not already salted?
But if it's already salted, couldn't you just add the vinegar? (Cue all the Brits placing me on ignore.)Tsk tsk. Even if it is, and you know they don't spicesalt and malt vinegar take the whole thing up to next level
It’s never enough. Your heart needs to race and your palms tingle from the massive salt intake.Is it not already salted?
TheBut if it's already salted, couldn't you just add the vinegar? (Cue all the Brits placing me on ignore.)