Drawing the Short Straw

[sirhugs]

Very rough idea that needs work.
A group of guys and a group of gals make a deal that theywill pair off, but the guys have to draw straws to see who gets which gal.
they go for it bcause in each group there is one highly desirable person, a couple of average sorts, but then one "plain jane" and one "dorky guy".
Does the dorky guy draw the hot girl?
Does the hot guy draw the plain jane?
What happens?

 

[liliput1]

Well I've heard about Band Camp...

 

[sirhugs]

funny, i picured a marching band, and the girls arguing over who has to match up with the tuba player.

 

[SuffolkSilverFox]

Reminds me of the suburban key parties of the 1970’s, largely a myth I am told.

This concept is a staple of 1970s pop culture and suburban lore. The premise was straightforward: married couples attending a neighbourhood gathering would drop their car or house keys into a central bowl, pot, or jar upon entering.

At the end of the night, each wife would blindly select a set of keys from the container.

The person who drew the keys would then go home or spend the night with the corresponding owner of those keys

 

[sirhugs]

Reminds me of the suburban key parties of the 1970’s, largely a myth I am told.

This concept is a staple of 1970s pop culture and suburban lore. The premise was straightforward: married couples attending a neighbourhood gathering would drop their car or house keys into a central bowl, pot, or jar upon entering.

At the end of the night, each wife would blindly select a set of keys from the container.

The person who drew the keys would then go home or spend the night with the corresponding owner of those keys

One "key" difference is that at the key parties, no one would be a virgin, and each had been found attractive at least by their spouse.
The twist in my view is the tension over the "undesirables".
Other differences would be that in my concept, they are not existing pairs, so the jealousy element would be different or not exist. Also, no "cheating" aspect, less chance of trolls.

 

[Brandnewbuddy]

I think a twist should be that the undesirable woman is actually gorgeous…she just is completely insatiable. Like if she’s paired with a guy, she will not stop until every drop of cum is drained and then she’ll peg them at least one more time to see if she can work their prostate to get one more orgasm out of them and with women she won’t stop until they are about to pass out from exhaustion

 

[Rob_Royale]

A group of five couples have been growing closer. They met at church and ended up on a comittee togehtter to plan holiday gatherings and youth group activities. From older to younger, they are a diverse group but no clergy among them.

They begin to gather socially and recreationally, hiking, camping and so forth all under the quise of planning activities for the congregation.

One nght two couples share a tent and in the morning, what they did in there was no secret. But there is an electricity between all of them, a sense of mutual attraction and acceptance.

The next night, another pair of couples share a tent and the others listen to them, each lost on their desires with one couple having sex openly in the campfire light.

The dynamic changed forever between them all though it's largely unspoken, as if they are afraid to discuss it lest it be seen as sinful.

The next weekend, the men and women are split on what they should do and it's decided the men shall go fishing and the women will have a spa day.

When two women offer straws to the groups, they say. "Short straw has to go with the other group and help out. Carry bags and cook meals and so forth."

Everyone knows what it means, but no one speaks out, no one is the dissenting vote, they just calmly draw the straws with knowing smiles and nervous laughter.

Damn, I might have to write this one.

 

[liliput1]

At least one of your “undesirables” turns out to be an “it’s always the quiet ones”. Fifteen minutes in she’s deep throating the jock (whose not that big but still counts) and has a finger up his ass when he comes. She pulls off to say something like, “cum for mommy”. Maybe her, or maybe she’s treated porn like a double major.

And for the flip side: My first was a girl who was collecting tall nerd boy v cards like she was building a MtG deck. She wasn’t kinky but she was patience itself. And knew how to flirt unambiguously.

I seem to recall that key parties were meant to involve a fishbowl, which means the first half of the people who grab keys have a little bit of ability to cheat. At least one girl manages to grab her crush’s “keys” by jockeying.

 

[PennyThompson]

a girl who was collecting tall nerd boy v cards like she was building a MtG deck.

Now that is a story

 

[Rob_Royale]

Now that is a story

Agreed. I knew a gal like that in HS. I'd have been part of her collection the night of graduation if I hadn't drank so much. Not my proudest moment.

 

[liliput1]

Now that is a story

A little hyperbolic but she was pulling a respectable number of partners, more than half virgins. She was casually dating rather than looking for something long term. But she had a type. The story idea I think would be sending them on to greater things.

Today I would remind her that virgin boys are not that great in the sack but if you stick with the sort where manual dexterity is an asset, you will get your grins (misheard lyrics for Kiss That Frog, P Gabriel).