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[Drobabes]

Hey, sometimes it can feel like a very high expectation to meet even if it seems like it should be easy or something. Don't blame ya for having those nasty feels around that shit.

Haha, oh my god why are those birds so crazy? XD That fucking head shake XD

 

[Poprockz]

Thanks. Yeah, I suppose it's one of those "if it was that easy, everyone would be doing it" type things.

I will never be able to look at a cockatoo or cockatiel again without thinking of Quint now. Lol >.<

 

[Drobabes]

Ever since you mentioned them having murder eyes, I've been seeing it XD

 

[Poprockz]

There are always two sides to the same coin.

The bad...

https://c.tenor.com/GJdw4prNevMAAAAd/duck-evil-laugh.gif

And the Good...

https://c.tenor.com/OlC0VrqsL2UAAAAM/happy-smile.gif

EDIT: But to be fair, those are lil duckies.

The more appropriate gifs would be cockatiels, but I can't be bothered. Instead, I ran into this sassy gif that was just too perfect.

https://c.tenor.com/b9NN8ZiVadUAAAAM/nuhuhuhbird-bebbie.gif

In any case, not sure if you're up, but if you are, then goodnight. I'mma head to bed now. Ta ta!

 

[Drobabes]

Oh my fucking god, these gifs are perfect XD

Also, pfft, freaking Sayori XD

"You would have a bunker -_-" XD

 

[Poprockz]

It is Sayori’s greatest pleasure to shit all over Damien’s ideas. XD

 

[Drobabes]

Well, it's not as if the little lamb hasn't earned that right

 

[Poprockz]

Very true. She’s gotta remind Damien every once in a while that he doesn’t shit gold.

 

[Drobabes]

XD

*stretches*

I AM ALIIIVE again

 

[Poprockz]

<.< Did you have a nap?

 

[Drobabes]

I did. I had to get up for work at 11, after going to bed at 6.30. I was not a happy camper, but eh. The body wants what the body wants~

On a plus side, *rapidly knocks on every piece of wood within a ten mile radius*, I've been feeling...better. Like. Holy fuck, haven't felt this good since I was 19/20 as far as I can remember. And I think I'll hopefully get a call back for a graveyard shift job, but if not, I'll just try the graveyard shift somewhere else. They have to want people who can already do that job easily.

*cracks knuckles*

Alright, lemme grab a snack and stretch, and I'll get to work on the postas~

 

[Poprockz]

Yay! It's so good to hear that you've been feeling better! I am tentatively hoping that your body continues down this path of wellness.

https://media.giphy.com/media/fjc0TzcQgFOiA/giphy.gif

 

[Drobabes]

https://c.tenor.com/Z0uDjVYj7CAAAAAC/happy-anime.gif

 

[Poprockz]

Immature joke of the night: But… if you knocked on all wood within a ten-mile radius, would that extend to boners? Would you be busting into people’s bedrooms just to walk up to each horrified man, ball up a fist, and knock on his poor wiener? His partner, sitting there, aghast and bewildered as you quickly turn and leave, vanishing just as quickly as you came.

 

[Drobabes]

>_>

The news the next day:

CRAZY DR.BLUEFIELDERON STRIKES AGAIN!

The sleepy little town was awoken by a mass knocking this morning-the knocking of morning wood that is. Couples all over were calling into the police station this morning between the hours of 3 and 4. One officer on duty described it like this:

"He's insane, absolutely insane. Got no sense of dignity! I mean! It was everyone! Hetero couples, bi couples, gay couples, car dealership couples. Young, old, it didn't ****ing matter! Old Granny Smith just down the way said she couldn't slap the smile off her husbands face even with the hot side of her frying pan!"

 

[Poprockz]

Eyewitness accounts are being submitted- too many to count! The knocking on anyone’s knobs seems to be deliberate but random. Though several have their own theories.

“Everyone knows he’s a pervert. That guy has been working on the secrets of sex since he slithered out of his parent’s house,” one citizen commented.

“I think it was an experiment, testing to see how much this town would tolerate. We must put a stop to these antics!” Another said.

“Well, I think he just likes wood,” was submitted anonymously.

 

[Drobabes]

Ugh, come on brain, don't do this to me right now T_T

>was submitted anonymously

Pfft! XD I feel like that was either Cora, Sayori, or...*gasp*, Damien! >.>

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Havin’ a bit of trouble there? No shame in going to bed if you need to.

:O Damien?! Never! He would never nonchalantly try to defend Quint’s weirdness, not even if he became close to him and developed a soft spot for the dude. Ahem.

 

[Drobabes]

XD Oh man, we'll have to build their bond through some true shit, but once it's there, I can't wait to see Damien's face when Quint sticks up for him. I'm just waiting for the wrong person to say the wrong thing, and have Quint go all bulldog mode XD Or, Cockatoo mode? Hmm >_>

DAMMIT, NO! I REFUSE! T_T My brain is just leh mushing on me again and making it hard to word vomit >_<

 

[Poprockz]

Oh, I'm sure they'll bond a little bit at Angelique's, though how much contact they'll have isn't clear at the moment because of... plot things.

Quint: "What the FACK!" *angrily swings his head around, flapping agressively*

Everyone else. <_<" "Jesus..."

Heheh, well. If thine wish is to succumb to the soft mushiness of sleep, just let me know.

 

[Drobabes]

haha XD

Erg... *rubs face* I don't know if I'm going to bed, but my brain definitely does not want to cooperate. I may need to exercise and read or something. Maybe run around the village and knock on some wood >_>

(I'm kidding XD)

Well, I would say don't wait up for me. If I can, I will get the postas, but if not, I have like...three days off, I definitely will tomorrow >.<

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Are you? Are you kidding, Drobabes? Because I get the feeling you may not be. Deep down in your heart, I sense a need to lumber into the woods.

Hmmm... Well I may be up for a while longer, but I think I may need to do some meal prep for stuffs tomorrow. So I may be in and out.

 

[Drobabes]

Haha, no I'm not kidding This is actually my natural circadian rhythm, it's just been fucked up from having to work 9-5 jobs, and then all the thyroid issues. I haven't been able to properly go to sleep before 3 AM (but usually 4/5), since I was like...12? 13? I can't remember, but I know school always fucking SUCKED Dx

Edit:

Oh. Oh, you meant... Naw, I don't need to go find wood to knock on, I have a very lovely staff of my own and he's only a call away ;D

 

[Poprockz]

I think my circadian rhythms wants me to go to bed at 2-ish and wake up at 10, but I’ve been staying up later with some insomnia lately. Tell me about it… you know, sometimes I wonder if I’m actually a morning person, and then I realize that that idea is bullshit. Lol

I swear to god that school starts early just to fuck with people.

Heheh, yes. That is what I meant. And I agree- who needs the woods when you have your own personal tree to climb? Lol

 

[Poprockz]

https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/tqak9y