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[Drobabes]

*Any normal person trying to give Kuznet a blowjob* XD

PFFT! XD

Ooh! Do it! And we can share pics like obsessed dog moms XD

 

[Poprockz]

That would be awesome! Do they do selective breeding for domestic traits for snakes? Hmm.

 

[Drobabes]

Postas!

Domestic traits? Do you mean like tameness and calmness? I think they try, but Bullsnakes are notorious for being very hissy, especially when they are first born But they calm down a lot with handling. Every snake is different too, but if you go through a good breeder, you can have a higher chance of getting a calm snake. I think you would want to tell the breeder the specific trait that you are looking for, and usually the babies will show that train pretty early on, and then you would just want to encourage it through regular interaction.

I'm going to be buying from Snake Discovery if/when I'm ready

 

[Poprockz]

Postas~!

Yeah! Heh, I bet they throw hissy fits. Lol 10/10 would joke again.

Ooo! That'd be super cool. Would you get a bullsnake specifically?

 

[Drobabes]

I really like the bullsnakes, but they also bred this, I think ratsnake hybrid, that was mostly scaleless with a row of just single scales going down it's back. Oh man, it was so pretty, like a little dragon. I was really tempted to change my mind >.<

*sniff sniff*

Postas? Hot, spicy, postas?

Edit: Pfft, alright, I'm ashamed that it took me a minute to get that joke XD

11/11

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Whhaaat? A ratsnake? That sounds both like an abomination and a gift to all mankind.

Heh, sometimes you gotta work for the jokes, and sometimes, you gotta make the jokes work for you.

 

[Drobabes]

lol XD

Cornsakes are actually a species of ratsnake. They are literally just called rat snakes, because it's their main diet XD so it kind of is a gift, in a way!

Postas~ Man, I haven't been able to chill and get this into it in a minute, this feels like such a mental relief Dx

 

[Poprockz]

Oooo. I was... totally not thinking of some kind of weird rat with scales. Ahem. I'm not that dumb. <_<" Totally.

Postas! I know, right?! It has been a while since we were able to get the wheels turning. Heh... Vin's getting the royal treatment here. Lol

 

[Drobabes]

>_>

Well if you weren't totally thinking of that, then I am totally not thinking of a ferret with a rat tail now <_<

The royal treatment? I'm scared to look XD

I may or may not respond again tonight. I wanna, but I can feel the beds sweet embrace calling me Dx

 

[Poprockz]

<o< I’m totally not imagining it now and thinking how awesome that would be.

Mhm. He’s so considerate, he’s going to cook it for Vin. Lucky guy, I tell you.

Alright, no prob. The sleep will be coming for me too soon, methinks.

 

[Drobabes]

Swear to god, if one more customer give me an indignant scoff or raises their voice with me, I'ma slap a bitch ):<

>cooking it

*shivers* Aha, god, he's so crazy XD

 

[Poprockz]

When people shop, I swear to god they morph into different people sometimes. Money makes people weird. And rude.

He’s crazy all right, and soon Vin will also be crazy for that delicious meat. Mmm. Hope they get there in time.

 

[Drobabes]

Seriously! And especially around Christmas!

I'm a cruel god I hope they don't

 

[Poprockz]

Yep, the Christmas crazies!

You want Vin to have a balanced diet, huh? You might be more benevolent than you think.

 

[Drobabes]

I wanted to post, but I'm so tired! Dx

I'm gonna get up! Get up early, ya'll will see! D:<

*conks out for three days straight*

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Go to sleep, you! And don’t wake up until you have to go to work. You needs your sleeps.

 

[Drobabes]

You've won this round sleep! T_T

Hmm. I wonder how that Nouhbutt is doin >.>

 

[Poprockz]

Myeheheh. That’s it…. Rest your body and mind…*cue thunder and lightning*

<_< Hmmm… I bet he’s out there somewhere with his friend Willy, having a grand old time with some scandalous stories about orcs and royalty.

 

[Drobabes]

O:

I was trying to make a pun, but I can't come up with anything good. All I'm imagine is a big green orc sitting in his throne and being praised, if ya know what I mean

 

[Poprockz]

Getting his Royal scepter polished?

 

[Drobabes]

Exactly

Man *rubs face*

I'm gonna go around and start turning my resume in at other places again. I'm so done with customer service lol. Or at least, customer service in these big corporation type settings.

I'll try and post tomorrow after I'm done running around.

 

[Poprockz]

Yep, they suck out your soul eventually, so best to get out if you can. The best time to get a good job is when you already have a job.

Alrighty. I look forward to feeding both of our cravings for RP, as well as simply feeding Vin.

 

[Drobabes]

Oooh hooo!~ I think I just secured myself a Van to turn into miniature house My uncle has a van that's running good, I just gotta get it street legal

 

[Poprockz]

<_<“ Is that safe? How will you use the restroom, keep warm, or… other stuff? Obviously if you got a gym membership you could shower there and do laundry at a laundromat, but what about the other stuff?

 

[Drobabes]

I'll still stay with family a lot probably, at least until I figure things out better, but I really need my own space. It's been really mentally exhausting to be with other people so long while I'm trying to heal from all the bullcrap I left behind -_-

As far as the van goes, I mean, It's pretty big. It's about the size of a little tiny rv camper I was already looking at And I'm pretty handy... I don't know, I'll have to see how much work I want to put in

Edit: Wait, what do you mean by other stuff? >_>

Haha XD