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I thought it was a fitting codename, so thank you. :D

Heh. Postas! I'm interested in seeing Fran's reaction. Lol
 
Haha, Bowie is a stuffed sausage link...

*looks at the photo*

O-oh. Oh my O.O

Damnit, I wanna post! Dx *grumbles*

My brain: "Woo! Drink coffee, we'll stay up ALL NIGHT! YEA!!"

Also my brain: "I can't shut it off! The sleep hormones have overflowed! Every man for themselves!"
 
He a thicc boi now. XD

Oh my indeed. Lol Now take a moment to imagine that photoshoot with one of Angelique's lackies:

"What about this one?"

"No, no. It isn't the right angle. Try again. I want it to be perfect!"


Heh, yeah, The brain do be like that. :D We'll just have to ride again another day.
 
*twiddles thumbs*

Alrighty. Back at it~

Ha! XD "No, no, that won't do, the lighting is all wrong!" XD I'm excited to meet her lackies :D

Hmm, did the madman finish cutting all of Vin's hair off? Or is there weird long pieces left? XD It doesn't really matter, I just couldn't remember. Also, who amongst our little group would be the best hair dresser? :D I imagine it may be Sabastian, but Quint knows how to do at least a basic short mens hair cut; though if it's super short, he may just buzz cut it XD
 
Lol I’m hoping they’ll be entertaining. :D

So the dude cut off all of Vin’s long hair. Think of someone putting his hair into ponytails on the sides, back, and top, and cutting that off, then trimming a bit haphazardly.

Sabastian might be able to help. He did his mom’s hair here and there, so he could help trim a bit. Though he still isn’t anywhere near experienced.
 
Workin on a post :D

Okay, I see. So he's basically got one of those crazy, Mad Max haircuts :D
 
Alright, almost done. Had to stop for a minute cause my stupid tooth T_T

And you may not even be awake at this late hour, soo... >.> really only talking to myself to hold myself responsible XD
 
<_<

>_>

Hast thou summoned me from the abyss?

Yeah, he’s definitely going to need some help. :D

Ugh, tooth shit is such a shit show. :/ Feeling any better?
 
>o>

Thouh hast been summoned!~ ^o^ I give you beans! BEEAAANS!~

Yea, I took some aspirin and then got in there and dug the guck out with a dental pick, where my toothbrush couldn't get to. It's a good thing I'm working on fixing my credit, cause I'm going to have to just go and get those replacement teeth soon :/ Mine are just all fucked up lol.
 
Mmm. I love dem beans.

<o< A flock of ravens is an unkindness?! Holy shit, that was perfect!

If I had three wishes from a genie… permanently perfect and healthy teeth would be one of them.
 
I know, right?! I forgot what it was actually called and started looking it up, thinking it would be a murder but wanted to check, and then saw that ravens are different. And then my brain was like,

*stands up quickly and does a weird arm flail and finger snap*

"Pun! You suck at puns, so this is your one chance! Don't fucking disappoint me!"

XD

That is definitely a genie worthy wish >_> luckily we're living in a time where it's at least fucking affordable to get dentures now, even if it's still damn near as much as a new car. However, I don't feel like spending my next sixty years only eating things out of the blender.
 
You have fulfilled your duty- the pun was brought home to roost, and it is cause for celebration! >o<

I also love Fran’s reaction. XD Like he’s considering sleeping with her for political/espionage reasons, but he doesn’t really want to anymore.

I don’t know, I quite like smoothies. If it ever happens to me, maybe I can pretend that life is a constant game of “will it smoothie?”
 
Pft! Ha! Will it smoothie XD

Yea, I figured Fran is just nice enough to not be a dick (heh heh) about it, while also thinking tactically. Like, he's definitely not phobic of it at all, and had he been actually in the room and already down to fuck, he might have been surprised but been like, "I'm not receiving" lol. Where as someone like Jonathon probably would have lost his shit.

Niles...would have been Niles. *Imagines the scene of Scar telling Zazu to turn around*
 
Oh man, I'm re-reading when the base blew up and Randy was trying to keep the zombie out of the stalls and off Jesse. It's making my heart pump hard like trying to watch a scene in a horror movie or action XD

I already know how it ends, but I'm still like, "save her! save her! D:" haha
 
Angelique may not have made him receive if he was totally against it, but she’d definitely be on top regardless. :D
XD Niles… He would learn real quick that if you fuck with Mommy Dom, you find out.

Later Down the road with Fran:

Fran: I couldn’t contact you! Where the hell were you guys?

Quint: We we’re being kept captive by some zombie woman with a dick and-

Fran: Angelique?

Quint: <_< Please don’t tell me how you know that.

Edit: oh yeah, that was one of my favorite parts of the Rp- the base going down. :D

Might take me just a bit to reply since I’m on my phone.
 
Oh my god, that back and forth between Quint and Fran is fucking perfect and spot on XD

No rush! It is very late...though I have no where to be, and would mucho be appreciative of distraction from this dumb tooth :D
 
Heh, I can’t wait for it. XD I’m still giggling over the fact that Angelique just sent him a very classy dick pic.

I really want to post too. :D I gotta exorcise these beans from my soul!
 
Oh, do you mind if I have Cora tie the rope around Vin and give it the tugs?
 
Yea go for it :D We'll say that Vin hit his shoulder harder than he though, and can't move it back properly to tie correctly :D
 
You did it! ^o^ Delicious postas!~ And very nice musics~ Mm...damn that music is very lulling XD

I want...to post again...but the mistress calls me DX

Let us rest our weary heads

Edit: I also just realized this may be a good time to call it a night, cause uh, don't know if I can handle Damien's sad fuckin bullshit and that song right now >_>

Freakin Danger Boi....bein all freakin sentimental and crying on me T_T I can't handle it Damien! I can't! I'll have sad, sad dreams! Dx
 
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Heh, it’s from a recent Disney movie so I thought it was kinda funny. :D

Ah yes, the mistress has been whispering sweet nothings to me as well. Now that the pastas are done, I have no reason to refuse her wiles.

:[ I can’t listen to that song without crying, so I definitely recommend waiting til tomorrow. Hold on… till tomorrow. Damien is a squishy boi on the inside.

Night! :D
 
*plops*

Oh what a day. It wasn't even a bad day, just looong. Glad to be home, and I got the keyboard some new batteries :D To the land of beans! I ride!
 
That is terrifying lol

god brain, why must you be sleepy?! Dx Almost done though, Fran's section took the longest cause my brain was trying to strategize when all it wants to do is sleep XD

You don't get to brain! D:< Not yet at least. You got no problem keepin me up until 3 in the mornin most nights, so sit yo ass in tha corner ):<
 
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