Drowy (Drobabes) General OOC

[Drobabes]

Uh...

Let's say underwear. I don't think she would be brave enough to go completely naked

 

[Poprockz]

Okay, sounds good. Less to take off.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Aw, damn! I missed the lewd food-off?
I just looked for an entry and I think I found something better.
What say we replace sexy Gandalf as the Drobabes’ OOC Mascot with...

Sexy Pizza!
https://giphy.com/gifs/lol-food-pizza-kq1KSSLxmvlzG

 

[Drobabes]

Ahem, I didn't fall asleep rather suddenly >_>

Anyways,

*lays out a plate of cookies and brews some coffee to see if I can catch a wild JadeKnight*

@Nouh

Oh my god, get out of here with that! XD

 

[JadeKnight]

*sniff, sniff*

I smell cookies, but I dunno if I want to get them. It all depends on the type.....

 

[Drobabes]

*readies the net*

I have a variety platter. Some fresh baked, soft chocolate chip, sugar cookie, peanut butter, and white chocolate macadamia nut drizzled with raspberry syrup~

 

[JadeKnight]

*drools before diving into the platter like cookie monster*

 

[Drobabes]

*yanks the net!*

https://media.tenor.com/images/f59c40e166bf1732f032da0bbf0f1e7a/tenor.gif

 

[JadeKnight]

*hisses like a cat and attempts to escape the net.*

 

[Drobabes]

I suppose I could let you go...but first! What is the password?

 

[JadeKnight]

*calms down*

Rabbithole?

 

[Drobabes]

Wrong!

*starts dragging the net away*

 

[Poprockz]

@Nouh: Ho Damn, that is one saucy pic. It makes my dough rise, if you know what I mean. Well, it would if I was packing a spicy sausage.

@Drobabes: lol I fell asleep almost right after. also... I see the Jadeknight hunt has been fruitful. If I had to guess the password... I would say that it was either, “young man!” Or “Beans.”

@Jadeknight: Well, it was nice knowing you. *waves as the net is dragged away*

 

[Drobabes]

It was actually cookie dough

And Jadeknight was never heard from again~

 

[Drobabes]

Holy fuck, I'm going to have to change my avatar picture and signature before I post later. Even I can't handle looking at that while trying to write something sexy

 

[Poprockz]

<_< Are you kidding? That’s the most goddamn sexy thing I’ve ever seen.

 

[Drobabes]

<_< Are you kidding? That’s the most goddamn sexy thing I’ve ever seen.

https://i.imgur.com/y594sIX.jpg

 

[Poprockz]

You can tell that duck is thinking of some extremely lewd shit. Like cloacas.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

If you really want the duck turned on, you can’t just go right to the cloaca. You have to start by stroking the feathers, caressing the bill. Really look into the duck’s eyes. Make the duck feel how turned on you are. Seduction is a two-way street. Compliment the duck’s wings. Look for signs that the duck is reciprocating, and then go in for a deep, passionate kiss. Back the duck up against the wall and squeeze the duck’s breasts. Once the duck is really quacking, then start touching the cloaca. Treat it right and the duck’s eyes should orange glaze over and the two of you can enjoy the afterroast under a confit blanket.

 

[Poprockz]

<_< I feel really weird about how sexy that was.

 

[Drobabes]

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/061/664/1275937249093s.jpg

 

[JadeKnight]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FragrantSpanishFlea.webp

 

[Drobabes]

Heheh

Alright

*does some jumping jacks*

Time to get serious and get some things done.

 

[Nouh_Bdee]

Was...was that not what we do here?

 

[Drobabes]

Was...was that not what we do here?

No! We must be super serious all the time! D< This is a very serious, adult, website, no shenanigans allowed!

*throws you overboard*