Drowy (Drobabes) General OOC

“A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He cums precisely when he means to.”

I can totally picture that last one in my mind. His face softens, he leans over Bilbo, and he gently, pleadingly says “I’m trying to fuck you” as if to say that it would be good for both of them if Bilbo would just let him. Please!

This movie might be ruined for me now, in the best way.
 
It's gone too far!

Gordon Ramsay: *SHUT IT DOWN!* :D

Alrighty, I got tomorrow off. Should be able to catch up a bit. Maybe. Hopefully >_> if not tomorrow, then I'll just force my ass to sit down and do at least a post or two in the other threads over the next few days.

I'm low key frustrated, that tablet they sent me was defective so I sent it back. >_<
 
@Nouh_Bdee:

> “A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He cums precisely when he means to.”

YES! XD That was gold.

I think I too am going to watch the movie with a new appreciation for our grey-bearded friend. Question: When he gets reborn, do you think his pubes changed to white as well?

@Drobabes: Dang, that's super unfortunate. It seems like technology is really taking a shit on both you and your hubby lately. Ah well, we can postpone the beans about the eggs until you get a chance to post. No Rush. :D

I was curious though, is Kuznet going to make Fran stay while they do the thing, or is he going to just drop them off and skedaddle.
 
High praise from the master herself.

They’d have to be white, right? The color change is an important part of his rebirth. In the case of his pubes, I assume that it would symbolize his sexual purity, where the earlier color of grey would symbolize that he works in shadows, and brings both good and bad orgasms.
 
What's going on in her-oh lawd >_>

Hmm. Fran will probably stay of his own volition-simply to keep up the guise for Kuznet and be ready to take them both back to their cells when they're done. However, he might step out of the room if he sees any blood XD
 
@Nouh_Bdee: Yes, I think you’re right. Once he is purified by rebirth, Gandalf will be able to overpower any wizard’s staff, as evidenced by Saruman himself. Just seeing Gandalf’s new bod made his staff come undone in his hands.

@Drobabes: <_< the whole series is now one big sexual innuendo. Mwahaha.

Ah okay. There won’t be any blood from getting the eggs out unless somebody gets the itch to cut a bitch, so I suppose Fran is staying.
 
Huh...got home on time. Not a massive pile of chores. My hands don't hurt.

Morning coffee, here I come :devil:
 
Oh, Poprockz, once the eggs are out, where does Quint actually put them? Like in the walls? On the floor? Does he glue them down?
 
Okay, so here’s some creepy creepiness: he simply puts the eggs anywhere on the flesh. The flesh will actually grow little tendrils that will caress the egg and hold it in place (much like their own tentacles that seem to be able to grow at Will from their bodies). <_<
 
O-oh. And I thought what you and Nouh_Bdee were talking about was fucking creepy >_>
 
@Nouh_Bdee: XD lol

@Drobabes: Psh, you mean “breathtakingly erotic,” I’m assuming. I don’t see how Gandalf could be anything but that. :D

But yeah. The flesh-nests are creepy. <_<
 
If the Literotica SRP forum isn’t the place to make a beloved fantasy world explicitly sexual, what are any of us even doing here?
;)
 
@Nouh_Bdee: T_T Truer words have not been spoken.

@Drobabes: Postas have been posted on this side as well. I was going to have Robert lean over to Tommy and say something like, "there is one more ability I need to tell you about... We can also smell the fear of bees." <_<

Just something ridiculous like that. I thought it would ruin the mood though.
 
Hmm. You know, a mile straight down underground is pretty far down, should we say the underground areas that they have the cells is actually like a mile or two away from the base? And the room that Quint is being kept in is the deepest it goes? I'm thinking maybe it's like an old fall out shelter :D
 
Oh my God lol

He should do that just before they part, to lighten the mood :D

And I mean, if there is zombie bees, it wouldn't be completely far off? XD

OH! OH!

SO! what if Robert breaks the animals out, and the animals distract/cause trouble for the soldiers and Kuznet and that's what let's Robert and Sabastian escape?
 
Oooh, you mean that it's much more horizontal than vertical, but is still a pretty big-ass place? That'd do. Lemme just adjust my post then.

EDIT: There we go! :D

Yeeaahh... but if there are zombie bees, then that just opens a whole literal can of zombie worms that I don't want to get into. <_< What if there were zombie wasps or spiders? That's fucking terrifying.

Heheh, I'll have Robert say that before they go, though.

Oooo, now that would be pretty cool. Lol I can just imagine Robert keeping them docile while he figures out how to open all the cages at once, then loading the majority of them into the elevator for an awkwardly silent elevator ride before all hell breaks loose. XD
 
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>wonder closer

Ooh~ should I roll the dice on who catches Robert wondering too close? :D

Franny, Niles, or Kuznet? :devil: so many choices! So much opportunity for some delicious tension! :devil:
 
:O Not Kuznet! That would just get him on the radar way too fast! Gotta be Fran or Niles or the intelligent fuck will sniff him out. D:
 
Aw... Poor Quint. D: If only Niles hadn't beaten the shit out of Sabastian, he wouldn't have to relive these awful memories. In some ways, it's almost like Niles unintentionally got what he wanted: for Quint to suffer.
 
Indeed. And it's only getting worse for Quint >_>

Haha, well, perhaps it will be Francis then. Perhaps he'll pull a little intimidation/just fucking with him, like he did to Tommy :D
 
Hmm. You know, I might put Tommy on the back burner for a moment after this next post. Would you want to bring in Sabastian? I'm curious, since they've been around each other for a minute now, if he might hear a bit of Kuznet's naughty whispers >.>
 
<_< Oh Quint, you poor bastard.

Ha, that'd be kinda funny. Robert would definitely be a bit startled. He might just offer up a prayer of gratitude when he gets away safely.

Okay, we shall put the Tommy on the back burner to simmer.

Hmmm... Yes. I think I will bring in the Bastion to eavesdrop on what's going on. I think Quint's distress will cause him to tune in more than he would otherwise have. But... by Kuznet's naughty whispers, are you talking literally, or like the awful memory whispers?
 
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