EBW's muscial venting

Weevil

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Bands that have recently been added to the shit list:

Sum 41-Do we really need such brain dead, cheesily sad Punk? Is there any better argument for the crashing, ugly death of Punk then this paint by numbers faux anti-authority. Cripes.

Blink 182- See above

Missy Elliot- Oooooh you don't like the over produced Pop stars. Please. Like your anything more than Timbalands beats, a pointless image and a sub-par flow.

Crikey!!!!!!!
 
Also:

Sugar Ray- Did they decide that Mean Machine was the pinnacle of music? ANd that they couldn't possible beat that career high so they might as well slide into awful, hard to digest pop that gets them called pussies by They Might be Giants fans? Cripes

Madonna- When, exactly, did desperately trying to latch onto trends become a admirable thing? You hear so much about her changing images and stuff but has she ever, in her life, been innnovative? BTW she can pretend all she wants but living there and marrying one doesn't make her any more British. Even if it did it doesn't equal extra class. Criminey.
 
Let's add a few

U2--Hey, we were once innovative, angry rockers. Now we're middle aged fat cats who avoid Ireland like the plague and plagiarize our own music! Whee!

REM--Apparently they forgot the possibility of "shiny happy people" somewhere before they recorded Up. Dirge much?

L'il Kim--Oh, Lord. This shit is worse than when TLC let Left Eye pretend she could flow. Memo to all wannabe singer and rappers: Just being naked doesn't make you talented or interesting.
 
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