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Friday joke

A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry sir, but you have Yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.

He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £3350, and then gets any line and wins £33200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further £3,380,000.

The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house and the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."

"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."

"F*** me," says the bingo caller, "You've won the raffle as well!"
 
elizabeth22673 said:
HEY YOU! Thanks for stopping by. he hee

((((((fantasyslut)))))))

*drooling over that AV :devil: (and wonderful siggy)
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HEY YOU BACK!!!:D My pleasure.:rose:

***drooling over your pics***:D:D (thank you) :p
 
Good Moaning {{{{Lizz}}} :kiss: :rose: :p :kiss:
I bet you are happy its Friday~well have a good one :)
 
Love the altered pics, and good way to get the blood flowing with the ass shots. :nana: :devil:
 
elizabeth22673 said:
missed you too sexy!

*get's caught staring at BB's av :eek:

*giggles
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Thats fine by me infact im still waiting to give you that closer look you wanted ;) And these pics keep getting hotter damn you have one fine ass It has me drooling :p
 
purfecthost said:
A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry sir, but you have Yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.

He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £3350, and then gets any line and wins £33200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further £3,380,000.

The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house and the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."

"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."

"F*** me," says the bingo caller, "You've won the raffle as well!"
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hahahaha thats fucking funny, nice one.
 
Hi, I just found your thread and read through it. I just want to say you have a lovely body and such a beautiful ass, you should show more of it! I hope to visit back again soon. take care!
 
mranyguy said:
You really are trying to just ring the hell out of my happy button here... :D Cause.... HOT DAMN that is PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!
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mranguy, you gonna be around tonight? happy friday :rose:
 
Very nice pics babe, Im a huge fan of curvy women.

What type of guys are you into?
 
purfecthost said:
A man goes to the doctors. The doc checks him over, and says "sorry sir, but you have Yellow 24, a nasty virus, so called as it turns your blood yellow and you only have 24 hours to live. There's nothing I can do for you - just go home and enjoy your final precious moments on earth."

So he trudges home to his wife, and breaks the news. Distraught, she asks him to accompany her to bingo that evening so he can experience her idea of a night out, as he's never been there before.

He gets his 1st card, and wins 4 corners - prize £3350, and then gets any line and wins £33200. He also calls for a full house - and wins a grand. The national grid comes up and he wins a further £3,380,000.

The bingo Caller gets him on stage, and says "son - I've never seen you in here in all my life, but you won 4 corners, any line, full house and the national grid - I've never met anyone so lucky."

"Lucky??" he screamed, "lucky? I'll have you know I've got Yellow 24."

"F*** me," says the bingo caller, "You've won the raffle as well!"
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too funny :)
 
wishful_t said:
Love the altered pics, and good way to get the blood flowing with the ass shots. :nana: :devil:
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i have a couple more in that post that i will post shortly :D
 
Big Ben IV said:
Thats fine by me infact im still waiting to give you that closer look you wanted ;) And these pics keep getting hotter damn you have one fine ass It has me drooling :p
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lol thank you. glad you don't mind me staring :eek:
 
elizabeth22673 said:
lol thank you. glad you don't mind me staring :eek:
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Dont mind??? hell you can stare drool touch fondle lick... i mean no i dont mind. :D
 
fastguy39 said:
Hi, I just found your thread and read through it. I just want to say you have a lovely body and such a beautiful ass, you should show more of it! I hope to visit back again soon. take care!
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Thank you for visiting fastguy. And yes please come again to visit :kiss:
 
College_Jason said:
Very nice pics babe, Im a huge fan of curvy women.

What type of guys are you into?
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thank you Jason :)

Romantic, mature (not age-wise), fun, sweet :kiss:
 
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