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elizabeth22673 said:
Thank you BB...oh we'd make a good pair. I love when they get lots and lots of attention... ;)
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Trust me you would have to beat me off with a wooden stick :D But after a few of these latest pics I think i might want to spend a little time somwhere else ;) :p
 
ShyGuy68 said:
You a good girl? hehe ;) Feel free to pm me if you feel like sending me some of those naughty pictures ;)
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HEY! I am TOO a good girl! HMPH! *lol.....smirks
 
Big Ben IV said:
Trust me you would have to beat me off with a wooden stick :D But after a few of these latest pics I think i might want to spend a little time somwhere else ;) :p
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lol....i am taking you literally and imagining me with a wooden stick....lol i'd probably hand it over to you to spank me. :eek:
 
elizabeth22673 said:
lol....i am taking you literally and imagining me with a wooden stick....lol i'd probably hand it over to you to spank me. :eek:
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I allready got sompthin to spank you with ;)
 
elizabeth22673 said:
lol....i am taking you literally and imagining me with a wooden stick....lol i'd probably hand it over to you to spank me. :eek:
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I'm sure there are several here that wants to spank you! :devil:
 
elizabeth22673 said:
*kiss*





HEY NOBODY THOUGHT MY HOT FLASH FAN WAS FUNNY?!

..............pouts :eek:
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hahah actually ive only just seen it ?! .....I'll need a bigger one than that though....LOL

I like your idea for the other pic thread liz......
 
elizabeth22673 said:
well, like i said better than yesterday (it was not pretty on so many levels...)
but ok today :)

got any other jokes?
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sorry yesterday wasn't a good one :(
 
Another joke for Liz

9 Months Later...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize that its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of ski-ing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
 
Rabbo1977 said:
hahah actually ive only just seen it ?! .....I'll need a bigger one than that though....LOL

I like your idea for the other pic thread liz......
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Thanks Rabbo!

I downloaded your picture av and when I log on to my other puter I'm gonna work on it :D
 
purfecthost said:
9 Months Later...
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. So they loaded up Jack's minivan and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.
"I realize that its terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbours will talk if I let you stay in my house."
"Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled in for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of ski-ing.
But about nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney. It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.
He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up north about 9 months ago?"
"Yes, I do." said Bob
"Did you, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"
"Well, um, yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out, "I have to admit that I did."
"And did you happen to give her my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did. Why do you ask?"
"She just died and left me everything."

(And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?... now keep that smile for the rest of the day.)
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wooooooooooooooooo! weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, good one
 
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